Eric Little

This might be the first time in history the government demonized a white murder victim.

Chuck Schumer is writing the strongest letter he’s ever written.

I know it’s a typo but I do love the term “activities judge.” Judges at senior centers who critique the knitting club or whatever.

My kid was teasing me so I told him every time he’s mean to me, I will burn one of his presents. He freaked out when I told him one of his presents is a puppy.

I know this will just go to the abyss, but I wanted to share somewhere that doesn’t know my kid. He’s ten, and has been fighting a virus/infection thing for about a week, and has missed a bunch of school.

When he showed up to class today, kids applauded so loud, the other 4th-grade classrooms heard

This did not happen

WOW. 102 children have already received $50 worth of gifts from our holiday mutual aid. But, there are so many more on this post, and more still waiting to be added. I need you all to do me a favor. Can you please share the post so that more people know this is happening? Links below👇

Dogman is great. And captain underpants.

Weird, normally you only catch him on the Minors 😎

I’m 50 years old. I hope, in 30 more years, I’ll be old enough to be a Democratic senator.

Bluegrass Airport in Lexington Kentucky won’t show it either

I was his group leader after school when he was 11! Great guy.

My kid just called pants “long-sleeved shorts” and now I will never call them anything else.

Putting my nine-year-old kid to bed. He looks earnestly at me:

“I’ve been getting some negative feedback from my stuffies about the closet door. They want it closed at night.”

He looks like he’s going to burn it down with farts

He looks like he’s going to burn it down with farts

They only eat gravy train dog food.

Today I’ve been sober for 1234 days.

Life is terrifying when Rand Paul and Thomas Massie are the reasonable ones.

Breaking: Polish CEO comes out at a metaphor for everything that’s wrong with the world.

Lots of people are going to always have been against this as soon as the fucker is dead.

Dr: We tested for heavy metals in your urine test.
Me: Since Ozzy’s gone, I imagine everyone’s is low right now.
Dr:
Me:
Dr:
Me: Get it?
Dr: You’re high for organic arsenic.

Everybody who refused to do any research projects in high school are now grownups who shout at everyone else to do their own research.

Just heard my son’s friend say “I wanna wear her skin first,” which was terrifying until I realized they were playing Fortnite.

I hate that a google search for “big balls beaten” yields news results now.

I hate that a google search for “big balls beaten” yields news results.

Awesome. The left is already shitting on potential candidates for 2028. This always ends well.

My son’s new cat friend is fkin furious

I’m 90% certain I was wearing Chuck Taylors. It really was terrifying.

This literally happened to me when I was 11. My shoe got caught in the escalator and it tore off half the shoe before someone hit the emergency stop button. Luckily I was in a mall so we just went and bought new shoes.