Republicans: Help! Help! The insane, violent, wasteful and illegal shit we always force on the country has YET FUCKIN AGAIN hurt voters and now they're really mad at us. And it's an election year!
Democrats: We gotchu fam.
Republicans: Help! Help! The insane, violent, wasteful and illegal shit we always force on the country has YET FUCKIN AGAIN hurt voters and now they're really mad at us. And it's an election year!
Democrats: We gotchu fam.
Incredible stuff on the timeline
If you've got a spare dollar or four I highly encourage you to buy a copy or six of each of these books the fucking idiotic shit-ass president has decided should be 'banned' as if it were 1930's germany
www.sfgate.com/national-par...
hi iโm johnny knoxville and this is stand up paddle boarding the straight of hormuz
CAZZO! And ofc itโs the first thing I hear on the broadcast. Forza Italia ๐ฎ๐น
The Democratic party is as unpopular as it is because its own voters find the party feckless and weak.
Completely out of touch ๐ฉ
this junkballing Czech electrician is a folk hero in Japan for striking out Ohtani in the last WBC (stopped for photos/autographs etc) but he's retiring after this bc Czech league ball doesn't pay the bills.
I love the way he took in in this one last surreal moment before going back to normalcy
[going door to door with a gas can] trick or treat!
I once held a mom sobbing in the bakery area over getting her 8yo a โbirthday cake like my friends haveโ and budgeting food for the rest of the month.
Guess these cretins can check off gluttony now.
Fading but still amazing
3-9-26 moon
Nice. I had to do a double take that this wasnโt written by @litwick.net
Darby is happily sitting on mossy cement steps leading up a low hill to a house
Sheโs less happy now
Hey Darby, did you hear I was left a cooling system in my fatherโs will? Itโs a heir conditioner!
I love you so much
This makes me so sad wtf
these military baseball hardos will be so disappointed to find out we kill people by pushing buttons from an office now.
That insipid USA chant really brings down the vibes of this game.
Duck tetherball! Giving our residents food in novel ways is just one of the methods we use to provide them with mental stimulation and enrichment.
If he weren't already a Hall of Famer, Albert Pujols would clinch his candidacy now by using a Bic 4-color pen in the dugout.
I love her. She was the shy tiny one at first so I held her a lot. Now sheโs always ready to rumble.
Haha yes
Condoleezza is back so that sounds about right
also man why is the first week of march so goddamn cursed for these exact types of moments?
MATT WILKINSON (pictured on mound) SCOUTING REPORT โซNICKNAMED "TUGBOAT" โซGOOD FASTBALL COMMAND โซUNUSUAL RELEASE HEIGHT โซCHANGEUP PLAYS WELL OFF FB
Nicknamed "Tugboat"
Thatโs Violet. Sheโs the sweetest of the bunch.
I wasnโt going to, but I think Iโve changed my mind.
@leezershort.bsky.social pupdate
Took the puppies out to the playpen for some sunshine. I said I wasnโt going to get attached, but LOOK AT THEM. Iโm going to cry when theyโre adopted.
Cโmon, thatโs a London tube station, not a ballplayer.
Iโm a โread more than one book at a timeโ gal, so I try to pair with something lighter.