a haunted house but it’s just an all hands meeting where people start disappearing
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a haunted house but it’s just an all hands meeting where people start disappearing
Friday the 13th isn't a scary movie by today's standards, but now every noise I hear is a crazy killer coming for me.
In related news, I just started a cleanup service...... prices begin at $10K 😆
(Jk weirdos)
A wood chipper in a box
Me: *orders a large outdoor appliance (tool, whatever)*
Delivery: *shows up, as they do*
Me: okayyyyyy but what do I do now?
#adulting
2 panel photo. 1 panel has a man fighting a goose, and the other is a turkey. The one with the turkey is clearly bloodier.
I have an extremely important question...
Would you rather fight a goose or a turkey?
Unpopular opinion: everyone needs to stop calling everything "next-gen"
It's over. The fad is dead. You killed it with overuse. Move on to the next buzzword.
Our daughters, our sisters, our mothers—over 5,700 Indigenous women and girls have gone missing or been murdered in the U.S. Around the world, Indigenous women face violence and neglect.
The #MMIW movement is a global call for justice, and we stand united.
Wild. Just wild.
Everyone attend a protest on April 19th!
Two stickers from the Alt National Park service, circa 2017. The first is a paw with nature scenery and a wolf inside it that says "est 2017 AltUS National Park Service." The second is a Smokey the Bear Hat that says "ALTNPS" with "I will not be silenced." Underneath it.
"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not."
-Lorax
Selfie of a woman (me) wearing a black when "When We Were Young" hat and a black shirt.
When you're a little emo, but preparing to attend a daytime baseball game. 😆
Hope the door hit you on your way out. 🙃
😁
I'm so honored to be featured in this Post Status series! 🥳
Thank you for including me @michellefrechette.bsky.social 😊
I accidentally worked likeee 15 hours today.
Why? (Asked no one)
Finally got Cursor set up and forgot time existed.
I'm a developer now. 😆
This morning, I decided to walk aimlessly around Home Depot to kill time...
Yada yada yada...
My water filtration system will be installed on Sunday.
A mastiff bulldog mix, zoomed in on his beautiful little mouth, where his jowls hang all sad-boi-like.
JOWLS
3 rounded oak looking leaves ... poison oak. This is poison oak. I am screwed.
IYKYK
Also... I knew and I'm still bracing for the worst.
😔
Watching TV and I suddenly want a beer hat.
So many chores would be so much more efficient... 😆
Soup can heal your soul... particularly wonton, ramen, and chicken noodle.
Lol that sounded so religious. I mean it in the most agnostic way possible.
Watch. Mourn. And wait for salvation.
“If only I knew it was going to be this bad,” said everyone who refused to read Project 2025.
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb?
Developers: it depends.
Congratulations! That is amazing. It's such a good feeling to find the right pattern to manage it.
It's just never easy. And it could take years. Decades even...
Chronic pain is no joke.
The hardest part about chronic pain is learning the difference between pain relief and pain management.
Once you have chronic pain, if your expectation is relief, you will mentally cripple yourself.
But if you realize the pain is always there, and you CAN manage it... you can conquer it.
Obviously
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3 ways you never thought AI could help you.
1. Negotiating with an "expert" you think is inflating prices.- I see you, water filter guy 🧐
2. Making tough decisions, like what to invest in now that has long-term impacts. 📈
3. Gamifying work. Such as writing a project task as game instructions. 🎮
