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Pen drawing of Butthead from Beavis and Butthead as an Elden Ring boss

this came to me in a dream

#art
#eldenring

Subscribestar thinks this is too sexy

ughhhhhhhhhh

can't wait to be hungry again in a couple of hours

okay so like, I swapped out Asda pizzas (one a week) for Chinese pork, rice and steamed veg twice a week about a month ago and I've lost 6lbs alone

fucked up when you think about how shit bread is

ever just think about how there's at least one grown adult out there who can't piss standing up unless the toilet seat is down (and then doesn't flush after pissing everywhere) who unironically thinks this is ok

the upright standing posture of consent

it ain't over until the S6 dies (which isn't long so I should consider a burner phone and flash a non-stock os onto it to keep using as 2fa and alarm . . . .

people look at me weird when I explain it but like

that shits secure as hell, and I never let an old bit of tech sit idly by

that's pretty much it; pixel for phone stuff, anything involving 2fa be it on phone or desktop goes through the off-grid S6 on an arbitrary time limit called "battery life" as soon as I take it off of power saving mode

they can't flip my pixel 3, because to do anything on that they'd need my S6

which is at home. disconnected from the WiFi, and had no SIM card or number

I have never had a "new" phone before. ever.

honestly I think a really good deterrent of stealing is to have things so old they no one wants to even bother with it due to how little value it has in 2026

such as myself, with a pixel 3 and a galaxy S6 (yes, these are what I use)

subscribestar compliant furry character

upright body posture of consent

imo if you slice a pizza like this, regardless of shape, here's what happens;

- non equal slices
- no big slices
- inside slices are stupid
- youre fucking deluded
- you should re-evaluate your life
- never cut a pizza again you moron
- fuck you

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golp shjd

hello modern internet meme person known for one single thing

I'm glad your crypto coin crashed immediately please cease any and all social media presence right now

I want to adopt thes cats and give them the love and affection that they don't give them (I see them semi frequently outside when it's cold trying to absorb as much heat from light as they can . . . .)

also annoyed because 20 seconds earlier I noticed a squirrel

We've got squirrels!!! babies :3

a house down the road has two cats and they are both fluffy and beautiful

unfortunately the house has determined that these days are outdoor cats. that and the family in that house are assholes

so here's one of said cats with it's natural "flick up" cheeks

CAREER NUMBER GO UP ONLY!! NO STAGNANCY ALLOWED

30k a year with fuck all to do would fix me............ i would actually have hobbies for once

im 32 now, and i still dont know what to do. i am way past the point of no return, and "survive" is the only thing i can actually do.

i was 11 when i was first asked what i wanted to do later in life, and as a child, i had no fucking idea what that meant, and i had to stand in front of everyone and say what i wanted to do

apparently, "i dont know" was the wrong answer

its so bullshit that even outside of employment they want people to be on the hypothetical line that always goes up

what did you want me to say?
"banker"
"astrologist"
"musician"
"teacher"?
or did you want me to be honest? oh you didnt like me being honest? fuckkkk yooouuuu.... nothing i did in school prepared me for any of this and you expected me to have an idea on what to do? die

thats not a real answer according to people with jobs asking and telling people what they should do for a job