Khadjiah J

I am very very aware of my weak points as a writer, and one glaring one is: promoting things I'm doing. So I'm taking a page from @kibblesmith.com's book and just giving you a big ol' list of Stuff I Am Up To:

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13 copies Viola Davis yelling in a greenish blue dress, at the bottom of the picture. The text above reads: POV Youre frying a chiclen leg and the oil starts splattering everywhere.

*looks outside*
*sees that it will be 70 degrees*

Good morning everybody, Id like to make a formal announcement.

Fuck that groundhog 💜

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All I really want is a life full of side-quests.

U.S. Lost 92,000 Jobs in February The U.S. lost 92,000 jobs in February, the Labor Department said Friday, missing expectations.

Guys… literally everyone expected this

www.wsj.com/economy/jobs...

Slice of spinach lasagna on a paper plate.

Thank you!!!

A lasagna with a candle that says 30

Birthday lasagna, 30 edition.

I would be in hell.

The closest I could get.

There is no marketing I'm more susceptible to these days than any company saying they don't use generative AI in their projects. I'm a sitting duck for that promise even if they're selling graham crackers or masking tape.

Democrats should say that Trump’s attacks on Iran are unconstitutional.

The American people do not want a war in Iran. The Congress did not authorize a war in Iran. It is an entirely illegitimate action that has no legal or constitutional basis. It is the act of a lawless regime.

I really have no words except that
the atrocities they commit on the world happens while most of their constituents are asleep is not lost on me.

The fact they enact this violence during Ramadan is not lost on me.

Just still stunned that the President announced a war
- at 2:30am
- on a social media platform he owns
- from a private golf club he owns
- wearing a baseball cap
- in a video **with several clear jump cuts**

This administration thrives on senseless violence. Americans don't want another war. Especially not one that was stoked/encouraged by Israel.

I don’t even know anymore. War, the senseless murder of civilians, pedophiles in power, just a whole lot of fuckshit.

It’s not lost on me that this is happening during Ramadan and during fasting hrs.

Truly cannot believe it. Letting funny weirdos make TV? We love to see it.

When we worked together, it was my first tv job and @hellocullen.bsky.social was like Mike O’Donoghue and I was like a scared baby.

Go watch his show and give it *specifically for algo reasons* two thumbs up in the app!

The BAFTA situation and the Touré discussion from a couple of weeks ago have really revealed to me that a lot of white people don't actually have a full understanding of the impact and harm of the N-Word when they use it, and/or they just don't care to understand.

NINE SIX ZERO?

My tax return was so bad this year I didnt even notice when it hit my account. 🙃

No no no.....this made me incredibly happy THE EXACT ENERGY...I AM..LOOKING FOR

Okay this really opened my eyes.

So we're establishing LPW (authentically wet wing)

Are other play ups on lemon pepper wings required to be wet as a base in order for it to be considered part of the lemon pepper genre?

Like is lemon pepper wings an umbrella or a separate circle on a venn diagram

ASMR role play gaslighting you in a trench coat/relaxing sounds to sleep to

I thoroughly enjoyed this article Josh :) thank you for the wholesomeness

Thank you!

🥺 thank you home skillet. I appreciate you.

Thank you everybody 🥺
Appreciate the support so much.
Happy Black History Month