Kenz

A blood moon will fix me.

My love language is snacks.

Me: I'm like Sunday morning.

H: Religious?

Me: No. Easy.

Forgot about this app for a minute. But I'm here today, and this is my dog. He's old and kinda smells like farts. I love him.

officer, do you even follow me on bsky?

I am once again bleeding from my nether regions

roasting your nuts over an open fire? likelier than you think

tweet: Luigi Mangione @PepMangione i need a white chick to go bug mode on my dick

he probably would have done numbers on bsky i’m just saying

I like the word fisticuffs because it gets me horny twice

Sorry I said “jeepers” when you prematurely ejaculated.

the alleged assassin with his hood up, it looks suspiciously tall

the alleged assassin with his hood up, it looks suspiciously tall. he’s smiling in this one

the alleged assassin with his hood up, it looks suspiciously tall, he’s aiming a gun in this one

ok i’m not usually one for conspiracy theories, but are we sure, like absolutely sure, there wasn’t a rat under there?

How dare you tell me to use my best judgement!

Hey boy I'm digging the hypochondriac energy you're bringing to the urgent care

It’s almost like I’m responsible for my own actions. Pretty fucked up if you ask me.

Meme. Man leaning against a woman who is embracing his head. Text over the woman is: Me. Text over the man is: shy introverted weird ass boys

My type. Sweet little simps who need forehead kisses and do that they're told.

I need a friend who's down to do awkward interpretive dancing with me. I won't explain why.

You need to learn how to find joy in something insane and unhealthy

Bluesky is like microdosing human interaction. I don't have the mental energy to have real conversations with people who actually want to get to know me.

i waste so much money on coffee when my preference is being unconscious

I'm upset when I get too many notifications. I'm upset when I don't get enough notifications. I'm upset when I get a manageable amount of notifications...

Gray-haired man standing in a black trench coat and sunglasses. Caption reads, "I can't remember what my passions are or how to pursue them. My interests are all one dimensional. I've lost my personality trying to maintain stability, but sometimes, I'm a funny internet man."

Best we could really hope for

Not sure if this helps, but a lot of goth/alternative brands have a better variety of sizing. Maybe not as conventional, but you have luck.

I feel like Jake Paul didn't get enough attention as a child. There has to be a reason he acts this way...
I bet if they gave him a mommy, he'd settle right down.

is he actually a 10 or does he just treat you with basic human decency

There’s a fine line between whimsical and weird and it’s usually pharmaceutical.

I'm going to be honest, I was never on Twitter. I'm kind of grateful, though, because ya'll clearly have ptsd. My condolences.