Just said the same thing - every decision he makes when it opens up is wrong.

Shit our pants, then doused ourselves in petrol and stuffed lit fireworks down our knickers. Textbook stuff.

I never thought he was a good buy at anywhere near £55m. £30m at 29y/o was too much. The whole summer was an absolute shitshow. Recruitment get a hard-on for a player and wont be swayed. "Not fit for purpose" rang true then and now. Dug our own hole with PSR.

Purple patch blinded Andy and Eddie to the extent that £55m was acceptable. That alone should set alarm bells ringing.

Certainly a competitor for least deserving no.9.

Purple patch player who Eddie and his nephew became obsessed with even as the price went up and up and up. I find it hard to believe Neave could do worse for zero outlay.

Ooof, that's disappointing.

Chaotic defending and shambolic goalkeeping. Some first class muppetry on show today. Embarrassing.

Absolutely. Burn and Schar ageing. Botman seemingly injury prone. This bollocks makes sense.

Aye, they've been ignored on BBC. Don't know about TNT?

Limp, exactly that. Such is our reliance on Bruno, I can't see anything other than an absolute grind.

If Bruno is out until virtually the end of season then Tonali is gonna have to not only find his old form but stay injury free. Relying on Willock and Ramsey, as good as they've been recently, is walking an injury tightrope.

Big Joe and Bruno now some sort of Brazilian tag team, yeah I can see it. I was torn between focusing on the league or cups but now I'll be glad to finish 10th. No Bruno = no wins.

Shiiiit indeed.

If Jesus didn't want us to swear He wouldn't have inspired such a massive bunch of malignant cunts to test the bastarding patience out all the decent motherfuckers. I reckon.

I don't know - I've got a lot of tips about fooling my neighbours from The Viz, such as - appearing to be on holiday/cooking hotdogs/having more stairs than them. I think they are bang on a lot of the time and deserve respect as a legitimate modern lifestyle publication.

We are far too inconsistent to win it, in my opinion. I wouldn't be bothered if Eddie puts out some kids and we focus on the league.

Fucking great quote. Chapeau, sir!

Spurs have been pony but we've shown real energy and urgency for a change. I hope at halftime Howe isn't telling them about his puppy dying when he was seven and the relentless marching of time and decay.

Aye, I might just switch off now in the full knowledge we sensibly see this out.

Totally agree. He offers much more protection at LB and better quality going forward. Hopefully comes out for second half.

I'm not confident if Eddie and Andy have too much say in deals, both incoming and outgoing.

Fuck me, voicing a valid opinion is now considered "militant". Strange days indeed!

And only twice the price!

But Elanga is PL proven!!

I'm hoping the rapid advances of science and technology enable boffins to clone Beardo.

Someone will a bit guile. Most teams have got at least one. We seem to be rigidly stuck to utilising physicality over all else.

Cherki, for example, would've brought a different dimension to our play. £30m. Maybe get in there before the likes of City offer mega wages.

This is mostly true. That 43, together with Willock sale, would've went a long way to getting one though. Just anyone who brings a different dimension. Surely our scouts can find someone who fits that remit.

He doesn't shift the needle at all though, not for £43m. More of the same.

City never got out of second gear after their third goal.