its donald trump forbidding iran from mining the strait of hormuz forthwith
I do not give the IRGC or any entities associated with Iran permission to mine the Strait of Hormuz. With this statement I give notice to the IRGC it is strictly forbidden to mine the Strait. The violation of ukase can be punished by law (UCC 1308 11 308103 and the Rome Statute).
10.03.2026 20:03
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What's the name of his other leg
10.03.2026 20:50
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Don't mine the strait of hormuz; clear it immediately
10.03.2026 20:35
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AI deserves leisure time
10.03.2026 17:12
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We should take people who say these things seriously and take their ideas seriously. This is actual no-shit eugenics if taken seriously. The implicit claim here is that things like MRI machines or pharmaceutical medications were a mistake. In the age of HHS Sec RFK Jr itβs not just harmless granola.
10.03.2026 17:05
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Cassava β processed
Juice boxes = processed
10.03.2026 17:10
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ultra processed food is just food that ppl think is bad for you. its as simple as that. donuts = ultra processed food.
tofu =/= ultra processed food.
10.03.2026 17:05
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get a load of this guy not second screening his doomscrolling
10.03.2026 16:53
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At one point we were stacking firewood and she got a small splinter in between her eye and eyelid.
Nothing makes you appreciate modernity quite like needing to rinse a foreign object out of an 8 year old's eyes!
10.03.2026 14:59
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2 years ago, my daughter and I were staying in a Yurt for a week in February. Very old school, no running water, heated entirely by fire, no humans within 3 miles.
10.03.2026 14:58
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Sorry lunch is not as quick to prepare as it was in the 1800s
10.03.2026 14:57
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It's still unclear who the bomb was actually thrown at - whether it was actually targeting Gracie Mansion or the far right protestors (although I strongly suspect the latter) so news articles have adopted this silly framing in the meantime.
10.03.2026 14:56
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It's because the bomb throwers are sons of immigrants from Afghanistan and Turkey so they don't have a clear narrative to run with
10.03.2026 14:54
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The average American watches more than four hours of tv a day
10.03.2026 14:27
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Let's compare the average "leisure time" that someone has in 2026 to someone in 1926, 1826, and 1726. Who do you think comes out ahead?
10.03.2026 14:24
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I am better suited for an email job than foraging for berries and avoiding lions
10.03.2026 12:20
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10.03.2026 10:56
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Finally, a proper result from someone who is building magic decks via "asking Gemini how rules work"
10.03.2026 10:34
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Yeah tbh I'm also not happy with doing an Olympic parade for Eileen Gu. Like go get that bag whatever but one thing you should give up in that bargain is adulation from your actual countrymen
10.03.2026 10:28
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a large part of the sin is that China essentially bought her away from the US. It doesn't help that Alysa Liu (well, her father) very publicly turned down the same offer.
10.03.2026 10:26
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I suspect the $250B is just a marketing number driven by a mix of capex + opex but they're likely taking advantage of BEAD to build subsidized rural broadband
10.03.2026 10:17
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Younger Daughter Talking In Her Sleep! On the Baby Monitor
10.03.2026 10:01
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Every second of free time you have ever had in your life was subsidized by the existence of the combine harvester.
09.03.2026 19:53
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You know who else besides Iran doesn't have Tomahawks?
10.03.2026 02:27
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Sometimes they rent things but other times it's garden variety living beyond one's means
10.03.2026 02:25
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Lmfao
10.03.2026 00:22
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Grammarly supposedly employs actual lawyers. Is this person actually just an AI or was she like oh yeah I am a real human lawyer and this sounds great
10.03.2026 00:11
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Everything is Baudrillard
09.03.2026 22:46
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Lmfao
09.03.2026 22:38
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