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I'm sure @husky.dad could whip up a party venue appropriate for that theme in time for tonight.

Excuse me while I go in hiding for the next 48 hours.

psst, you're already close.

My ribbon deflects your nobility.

I have a chef for that.

Why do I have a sudden urge to go mountain climbing?

seems like the party is gettin big.

Hopefully the radium, like the snow currently falling down, will pass.

I clean up nice for speaking engagements

a man in a suit and tie sitting in a chair ALT: a man in a suit and tie sitting in a chair

I asked an engineer to do something (word wrapping on a chart label), because a stakeholder is asking for it and sees it happening on a different chart. The response I got? The program does it when it feels like it.

I question the source of your recommendations.

You're going to drive yourself insane trying to figure out how to keep everyone happy. The hottest thing you can do is what you love and are excited to do.

This wouldn't be a problem if you stopped wearing pants.

New rod, who dis?

I don't generally think of you in either term, just that you're hot. Also, not for nothing, I think otters and cubs are both hot.

Was the intent to be purposefully bad at graphics design? It's giving 3rd Grade Art Project vibes.

You're starting to get too wide for your mirror. Keep going.

This is how I access Bsky ✨

my plans only involve making a bigger mess.

I'll tell you in 8 months when we revert the change.

elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a wall of fire . ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a wall of fire .

Me troubleshooting a Jira automation to get statuses from two projects to sync up and make sense, and it finally works.

That underwear looks a bit chunky.

You know what I haven't missed? The barrage of complaints about people tagging their NSFW stuff, that happened when I first joined bsky.

cutie patootie

I could prob be there in an hour.

I really looked to see if I could give it.

Some folks can't catch that one red gem to finish the volcano quest.

Me? I caught it, turned it in, and caught a second one. Just don't tell anyone.

Whereas your posture while taking airplane bathroom selfies is impeccable