Rachel Nunya

Imaginary.

People didn’t believe me about this either.

I hate them both equally but I’ll happily watch them waste their money to see who is going to lose in November. Signed, a Texas voter

Yes, I’ve been in Texas for 12 years and have said this every election.

Rotting from the inside out. Couldn’t happen to a more deserving creature.

Been handing out “TOLD YA!” like Halloween candy. My gloat filter is broken.

What a loser 🤣 Even I can find myself hype people when I need them.

True but the J6 traitors had a purpose for him. Many of them are now ICE. They’ll probs end up right back where they were pardoned from. None of these people committing crimes from the capitol will get anything for their loyalty, he’s not going to outlive them so there’s really no reason for him to.

I kinda feel like there’s a chance he won’t pardon any of them. What’s in it for him? He’s not going to be around much longer and I have my doubts about him caring what happens to anyone after he dies. He may have told them he’d pardon them and they’re dumb enough to believe the lie though.

I lost count of how many times I said “dammmmmmmnn girl”.

I lost count of how many times I said “Dammmmmmmn girl” after something she said.

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For some reason I’m picturing Robert’s doing this in my head. Like he just realized the consequences of his actions.

“Well I think he’s doing great.” 🤣🤣 I am cackling at this.

He deserves a slap across his smug face.

Same 😭

I asked myself “how in the world did they get such an intricate stage set up and taken down so fast?” I assumed the props were probably really light and easily movable. Never in a million years would I have guessed that the bushes were people 😂

I just said “Damnnnnnnnnnnnn that delivery!” to one of my cats after watching that.

Note: when I was in high school most of the police department was indicted for selling stolen goods, bribery and witness intimidation. Some served time in federal prison as a result.

I grew up in the most corrupt small town ever…

Robert Devine was a hall monitor at my high school and he was creepy then. I was very close with the Farwells from middle school to college. I briefly dated Matthew my senior year of college.

Oscar is letting it all out

I’ve worked with students at this school in the past. They are not afraid and willing to stand up for others. Chad learned that the embarrassing way.

The fact that their only options are “performers” that were “popular” 20+ years ago has me cackling. This is not having the effect you’re going for, asshats. 🤣🤣🤣

As a Texan, I can tell you he’s only saying it because he’s afraid of losing the election. He doesn’t give a shit about anyone in this state.

10000000% he has the right “I can say and do whatever I want without repercussions “ attitude too. Which, so far, he’s correct unfortunately.

It still breaks my brain to realize that people still think his loyalty goes both ways. It never has and never will, anyone who is loyal to him always pays a price.

I’ve been saying it since he pardoned them, I’m glad it’s finally confirmed.

Also an older millennial and completely agree. I’d rather look like I’m aging than not be able to move my face. Also, I’m a social worker I couldn’t afford it if I wanted it 🤣

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He’s uncle Jack from It’s Always Sunny