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Write/produce/compose music Run Hand Of Glory Records. https://bsky.app/profile/handofglory.bsky.social Also: glow worms, Czech, Prog, HI-NRG, zero covid zealot. Perpetually exhausted #mcas #mecfs #eds She/her www.maryepworth.com www.handofglory.co.uk

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Will's out so I'm listening to the mystery catchy artist again.

10.03.2026 13:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you know what episode!?

09.03.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
a pink orange and red sunset can be seen through bare trees standing on spotty snow with a hazy foggy hanging in the air

a pink orange and red sunset can be seen through bare trees standing on spotty snow with a hazy foggy hanging in the air

hey. it's creepy and beautiful out.

08.03.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 1298 πŸ” 192 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 4
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me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

08.03.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 38819 πŸ” 6836 πŸ’¬ 438 πŸ“Œ 164
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08.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 5632 πŸ” 691 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 31

Folks, you know how touring is incredibly hard to do for bands these days for any number of reasons?

Now imagine gas prices going up even further.

08.03.2026 23:37 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes we have started singing along to the theme tune.

08.03.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man wearing a black leather jacket . Alt: A close up of a man wearing a black leather jacket. The man is Ian McShane aka Lovejoy. Not Mr Lovejoy, just Lovejoy.
08.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Day two of watching every episode of Lovejoy, in order.

08.03.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Next time I walk my dog I'll send you a photo of a location.

07.03.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
3 panel Cartoon. Person says to other person β€žWe invented a robot that answers questions.β€œ, adding, β€žwe just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a dayβ€œ. The other person asks β€žBut it answers the questions correctly?β€œ Person responds β€žOh my goodness, no. No no no no no.β€œ

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3 panel Cartoon. Person says to other person β€žWe invented a robot that answers questions.β€œ, adding, β€žwe just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a dayβ€œ. The other person asks β€žBut it answers the questions correctly?β€œ Person responds β€žOh my goodness, no. No no no no no.β€œ By Aram J. French

07.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 397 πŸ” 76 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

He's just had a baseball cap on in the second episode ever! Most incongruous.

07.03.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shocked, as we embark on a Lovejoy binge, to read that there was a five year gap between the first and second series.

07.03.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is Aly. She just learned about capitalism. Certainly not a perfect system, but if that is what it takes to put chippies on the table, she understands. 13/10 (IG: alythebichon)

04.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 3252 πŸ” 456 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 39

Seen

05.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Blacksmith/cutler, Groundskeeper.

05.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I touched Billy Joel's shin.

04.03.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

This is incredible

05.03.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I once ate about half a lethal dose of deadly nightshade by mistake because I couldn't believe anything poisonous would be so delicious

04.03.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 218 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

I once laughed so hard at an episode of Adam West "Batman" that I fell off the sofa, knocked my head and passed out.

It was Adam standing up in the Batmobile and bellowing "Surrender now, or be brutally pummelled about the neck and shoulders" at some minor criminals that did it.

05.03.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hmm yes, I should have qualified them as autobumsniffers, you're right.

04.03.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Another bumsniffing dormouse.

Another bumsniffing dormouse.

04.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A hibernating dormouse, its nose dangerously close to its bum.

A hibernating dormouse, its nose dangerously close to its bum.

I present the following evidence:

04.03.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I commented "nature's bumsniffers" on a post about dormice on a normal page on Facebook and now I'm having to explain.

04.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
nope

nope

As a collector/hoarder of various things, it’s fascinating to me how so many people have zero concept of β€˜a bubble’. β€˜This Β£20k mass produced sixties Fender guitar can only increase in value! a Solid investment!’ #nope

04.03.2026 10:10 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Charles Tunnicliffe sketching the bittern at Minsmere, summer 1950

Charles Tunnicliffe sketching the bittern at Minsmere, summer 1950

New euphemism just dropped

10.02.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 91 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

If someone bought something that would help in many ways. Buuuut… yes.

03.03.2026 08:13 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

11.02.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 12085 πŸ” 4186 πŸ’¬ 86 πŸ“Œ 190

Just pathetic all round, tbh.

03.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone in a FB group posted a photo of a section in a record shop labelled "FEMALE" and someone used it as an excuse to post terfery.

03.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0