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I make music. I practice entertainment law. I grow things. My dog is cute. I’m pretty awesome. He/Him/His

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Cool. Now what?

Oh? Didn’t plan that far?

01.03.2026 00:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Fucking evergreen.

28.02.2026 16:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I agree. Although I also don’t hate the idea of renaming Columbus…

26.02.2026 02:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m just as shocked that you’re doing it in February, when the doors and windows are almost certainly not open.

21.02.2026 13:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

People are angry with Asian Americans being American. People are angry at Asian Americans being Asian. Some people just like being angry. These people need to find a better hobby.

20.02.2026 16:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Even if he weren’t mentioned a million times, being mentioned 38,000 times feels like a lot of times…

11.02.2026 03:13 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Take that, TPUSA!

09.02.2026 01:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t think my dad knows the California governor’s real name.

28.01.2026 17:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I do not have it in me to argue ICE with my dad this week.

25.01.2026 20:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There is a lot of treading happening.

25.01.2026 17:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh good, Trump says he won’t use force to take Greenland. He’s a man of his word, right?

21.01.2026 18:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The most interesting thing I learned about Greenland and NATO this past weekend is how the Epstein Files still haven’t been released.

19.01.2026 11:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That is an excellent take on them. Also, I know that there were characters in the films that had names, but for the life of me, I don’t know any of them. I just remember that it was pretty in the theater.

27.12.2025 18:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So, you’re saying I need to send you another cd of mine to live at your parents house to equal things out?

26.12.2025 03:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I would like a cookie though. I’ve seen how you bake.

25.12.2025 13:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Good thing I had no intention to attend anything there in the next few years…

18.12.2025 20:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is going to age well.

15.12.2025 22:25 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I was going to write something, but honestly, I can’t follow this.

09.12.2025 00:45 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They didn’t already?

05.12.2025 03:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hot take: The Dispatch video game is a better Suicide Squad than either of the Suicide Squad films.

26.11.2025 01:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I will always love what the books and the world meant to me, but I can and will never support her or what she believes in.

25.11.2025 01:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The remake of The Running Man is far superior to the 80s original, and is way more entertaining than it had any right to be.

22.11.2025 12:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

So… the party of Christian Values shot a Reverend.

Cool.

08.10.2025 16:32 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You want to declare war on my city?

Fuck you.

01.10.2025 00:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am sad that the president of Nintendo is no longer named Bowser. That is the extent of any outrage I have.

27.09.2025 03:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tyrannosaurus Lux.

17.09.2025 20:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I had my suspicions.

07.09.2025 20:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

All this to say, there is a non-zero chance that I was involved. 😊

07.09.2025 17:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Minus the jacket, that does track, although I did most of my dueling practice on the Jes Res lawn - which also doesn’t seem to exist anymore…

07.09.2025 17:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was there from 1996 to 2000, and if that wasn’t me, I am almost certain I know who was involved. Thin tall guy with red hair?

06.09.2025 18:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0