Michael Legge

Ah, shit. Hooch is dead.

I feel this might of great interest to @impq.bsky.social , mostly because @michaellegge.bsky.social loves both bands (esp when marillion were in Fish era)...

I shall miss his warmth, his love and that £18,000 he still owes me.

I couldn’t bring myself to remember it. 😢

EXACTLY! And, of course, people offering you meat. I wish meat eaters would stop going on about eating meat.

Where can I get one without the sorry on it?

Yep!

RIGHT!!??!!

I just had a sausage sandwich for breakfast.

“A SAUSAGE sandwich? You’re vegan!”

Yeah. It was a vegan sausage. I had it with a milkshake.

“MILK? But you’re vegan!!”

Fuck sake. How do you know you’re vegan? People tell you.

If Pizza Express had any sense of humour at all, they’d open a branch on Epstein Island.

Mate, that part is clear as day. I’m not stupid. My point is when NOT crypto? What then?

What?

Ha! I just don’t think they’re a big deal enough. Good comedians though! Hard working comedians. But they lost themselves when social media arrived. We all did.

GRANDAD! I am probably way older than his dad.

FUN FACT: my photo was up before his in the Newtownards leisure centre wall of “fame”. Also, goes without saying, his dad used to babysit me.

Come, friendly bombs, and fall on Slough. The fur babies all have FOMO now.

I overheard someone say “my fur baby has FOMO” and I don’t think the bombs can come fast enough.

Can’t help but think that Greenland is just a diversion from us focusing on a little pointless cunt who married a fucking terrifying arsehole to get away from his magazine perfume ad parents who clearly hate one another.

I really hope a man called Brooklyn can sort his problems out with a Spice Girl and that aftershave man who got lots of money from Saudi Arabia. It feels like our own family, doesn’t it?

Oh, it was right there! xx

I once heard a gleeful commotion behind me on Whitehall. I looked round and it was Alistair Burnett on the shoulders of his equally drunk friend running like fuck down the street and screaming. I enjoyed that.

You went there.

As someone who took a keen interest in the Bloody Sunday killings by state appointed thugs, I’m delighted to know that it’ll only be 50 odd years before Jonathan Ross is OFFICIALLY told he’s completely innocent.

Like a lot of people, I’m listening to Bowie albums today. Really gives me very fond memories of the much missed #5x1 lot. We had a bit of fun there for a while, didn’t we? And fuck Tim Burgess. We were first. Happy Bowie Day, everyone!

We have really good crisps.

I just took Greenland. It was easy. Anyone tries to take it from me will get ridiculed horribly in my next blog. Your move, “Trump”.

This is a horrible and sickening trade war we are experiencing. Mark my words, things are going to get way more boring and stupid.

The new @timeveleigh.bsky.social album is wonderful. His previous album is too. You can buy it on Bandcamp or you can try it first on streaming services. It’s beautiful, gentle and slightly awkward indie folk music for a planet made up solely of decent people. If you can imagine that.

Thanks, Alyx!