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Artist. Horror. Star Wars. Art at https://linktr.ee/Jefflassiter πŸŒˆπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ he/him

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The end can’t come soon enough

11.03.2026 11:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well $25 is cool.

11.03.2026 11:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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10.03.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 1453 πŸ” 530 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 25

Omg he’s such a kissass loser.

11.03.2026 11:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Actively filling daily bills to discriminate against me. Embarrassingly tried a gofundme that’s not even been looked at but the MAGA attic lady from threads is making bank. Etsy sales are nonexistent and my market got postponed again. Why should I bother at this point?

10.03.2026 12:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So let’s recap. Need another surgery Tuesday. That’s $800 bucks plus $277 for new meds. Then my car payment, car and health insurance, rent, gas, groceries, other doctor bills, car registration and on top of that I OWE taxes this year, they’re no longer free to file, and my state is

10.03.2026 12:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Lindsey Graham is only capable of achieving an erection if the United States is at war

09.03.2026 12:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to Help Fund Cataract Surgery for Vision Recovery, organized by Jeff Lassiter Hello there. In the last year I started experiencing vision issues, which… Jeff Lassiter needs your support for Help Fund Cataract Surgery for Vision Recovery

I really hate to have to do this, but haven’t slept well in a few days thinking about how to pay for my upcoming second surgery. Please share if you can. Anything helps. gofund.me/815d86c4e

08.03.2026 06:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ok should I sell my Haslab Razor Crest or my Merry Mushroom Canister set and cookie jar?

08.03.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to Help Fund Cataract Surgery for Vision Recovery, organized by Jeff Lassiter Hello there. In the last year I started experiencing vision issues, which… Jeff Lassiter needs your support for Help Fund Cataract Surgery for Vision Recovery

I really hate to have to do this, but haven’t slept well in a few days thinking about how to pay for my upcoming second surgery. Please share if you can. Anything helps. gofund.me/815d86c4e

08.03.2026 06:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow

02.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Threads 1984 Full Movie (1080p) HQ
Threads 1984 Full Movie (1080p) HQ YouTube video by Happy Charlie

Currently watching: Threads (1984)

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24.01.2026 03:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Heading to see it at noon. Wish we had a place to see it in 70mm, but didn’t even think we’d get it here! Good I miss living in Chicago

23.01.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Kathy bates as Annie Wilkes depressed

Kathy bates as Annie Wilkes depressed

This is me a lot lately

16.01.2026 13:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Frost: For so long, the right wing has held up patriotism as a vibe, as an aesthetic. But patriotism is more than bald eagles and flags and beer. Patriotism is about loving the people who live in the damn country β€” every single one of them.

13.01.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 19518 πŸ” 5480 πŸ’¬ 318 πŸ“Œ 292

Watching Darkman for the first time since it came out

13.01.2026 04:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This should be a chant at all the protests

13.01.2026 04:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She lacks the warmth or the depth

13.01.2026 04:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At this point it'd just be cheaper to die

12.01.2026 12:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He should’ve resigned instead of making it everyone else’s problem. Fuck him.

10.01.2026 04:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I was talking about his views on government at the time I met him. It’s been years. And honestly I could shit a better president after a well off Taco Bell. We all could!

10.01.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

While I don’t get in on most of his conspiracies, I’ve met him and he’s a pretty smart guy.

10.01.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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When life stresses me out to no end, I can always just wear a cool #GoldenGirls shirt. πŸ’› @teepublic.bsky.social @jefflassiter.bsky.social

10.01.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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If you’re seeing this, happy holidays

25.12.2025 17:44 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Who wants to come be snowed in with me and help me pack for my show next weekend? Jk I need to be away from everyone today

07.12.2025 12:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Before I read-grifting off her less intelligent constituents? That’s what seems to be her greatest strength

07.12.2025 11:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I may not remember why I walked into the kitchen, but I could do the choreography to the β€˜Vogue’ video at the drop of a hat.

07.12.2025 04:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rebels!

05.12.2025 01:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Birthday eve present to myself. A new tri-blend athletic fit shirt from @teepublic.bsky.social with my favorite original @jefflassiter.bsky.social #TheGoldenGirls design. πŸ’›

12.11.2025 23:36 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0