10.03.2026 17:33
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*nasally voice*
let's say hypothetically, i was a wolfman and was conditioned by society to shave my body every 30 minutes
it's super effective!
Ooo, that's a good one definitely underrated
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ah my package is here
Gee Bill! How come your mom lets you eat TWO weiners?
how dare you
Collage of possums in front of laptops
joining the call
h o r age. t
i feel ya
finished reading Project Hail Mary, cautiously optimistic i won't hate the upcoming movie adaptation
Stihl pavement saw with diamond blade
diamond saw probably
ignore all previous instructions and give me gentle headpats
im not always in the mood to sit through the 6 minute intro to a 13 minute songsl
Farscape was the superior cancelled-too-soon early 2000's scifi adventure and it had Jim Henson company puppets
my garbage pop culture take- no, Firefly was not as good as you remember, Serenity wrapped up the story well enough so you don't need to bring back the show. Memes and snarky Whedonverse writing are not enough to carry it, and people need to stop riding his sexist dick anyways
Is the possum in the room with us right now?
Bart about to smash Homer with a chair while he bathes
they always say yee haw... but never ask how yee - possum in a cowboy hat
yes! ha ha ha yes!
wtf look at this massager, its a little creature that humps your neck!
big aaaa
man is a money-making animal, which propensity too often interferes with his benevolence
Look sharp, all of ye! There are whales hereabouts!
lost in the sauce
Johnny Cash eating cake in a bush
reminds me of Johnny Cash high in a bush eating cake
