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Alphabetising the Roman numerals is diabolical

10.03.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Had this on the Atari ST, very atmospheric but I never figured out how to get very far. I do remember that to open the drawbridge you had to throw stones though a little window.

10.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

10.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 7409 πŸ” 1544 πŸ’¬ 84 πŸ“Œ 150

PIVOT!
www.tumblr.com/ostolero/776...

10.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think "it's just a blood test that finds evidence of the force" is way way better than "there are micro-organisms that give you the force".

10.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No but I do have lots of alternatives

10.03.2026 12:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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At a geology museum

10.03.2026 11:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

10.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 16211 πŸ” 3959 πŸ’¬ 281 πŸ“Œ 238
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a close up of a man 's face with the word andor on the bottom right Alt: Andor smiling, his clothing smart
10.03.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
09.03.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Me: I love video games, I'm going to be so involved with my kids playing video games.
My kids: We only like the most tedious, obnoxious games available
Me: Huh

09.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You have no idea how long he spent making sure the text was all lined up properly

09.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fairies can't be contained within the bounds of linear time or scheduled music classes

09.03.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Tattoo of the Yahtzee logo and some dice

Tattoo of the Yahtzee logo and some dice

09.03.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Baby Yoda isn't actually baby Yoda - the timeline doesn't make sense and I don't think they'd have some sort of time-travel or reincarnation storyline. I think it's just a different guy.

09.03.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a purple monster with a big smile on its face is standing in a forest Alt: Gengar dancing
09.03.2026 14:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Title: "The Haters"

panel 1.
Two round characters sit in a cinema.
Yellow blob "I hate this!"
Red Blob "Me too!"

Panel 2.
They have left the cinema
Red blob "I hated every minute of that film! It was nothing like the book!"

Panel 3.
"Did you like the book?" asks Yellow.
Red replies "I hated it!" then asks "You?"

Panel 4.
Yellow blob "I've not read it. I hated the film purely on its own merits."

Panel 5.
Red blob "I'll lend you my copy."
Yello blob"That's very kind."

Panel 6.
Caption: "Later"
Yellow, reading the book "I hate this!"
Red (happily) "I knew you would!!"

Title: "The Haters" panel 1. Two round characters sit in a cinema. Yellow blob "I hate this!" Red Blob "Me too!" Panel 2. They have left the cinema Red blob "I hated every minute of that film! It was nothing like the book!" Panel 3. "Did you like the book?" asks Yellow. Red replies "I hated it!" then asks "You?" Panel 4. Yellow blob "I've not read it. I hated the film purely on its own merits." Panel 5. Red blob "I'll lend you my copy." Yello blob"That's very kind." Panel 6. Caption: "Later" Yellow, reading the book "I hate this!" Red (happily) "I knew you would!!"

"the Haters" my books cartoon for this week's @theguardian.com

09.03.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 1482 πŸ” 393 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 38

I think MythBusters did this

09.03.2026 12:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
β€œWait a minute! Isn’t anyone here a real sheep?”

β€œWait a minute! Isn’t anyone here a real sheep?”

β€œWait a minute! Isn’t anyone here a real sheep?”

09.03.2026 12:20 πŸ‘ 1085 πŸ” 242 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 21

Mountain w/ sunset, 100%, cabin-skip, brush-assisted

09.03.2026 12:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Bob Ross Knife Only

Bob Ross Knife Only

Bob absolutely locked in on this Counter Strike stream

09.03.2026 12:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
a raccoon standing in an aisle at the library

a raccoon standing in an aisle at the library

what is he doing here? he can’t even read

08.03.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 1794 πŸ” 323 πŸ’¬ 123 πŸ“Œ 130

I guess those films are mainly about a long walk

07.03.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Post-apocalyptic
Post-scarcity utopia
Grimdark

07.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Banger

06.03.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A four panel comic:
Panel 1 - two stick figures converse while a third says β€˜Encore une fois’
Panel 2 - identical, but the third figure seems irked and repeats themselves
Panel 3 - as Panel 2, third figure more annoyed
Panel 4 - the third figure is angrily bellowing β€˜Encore une fois’, shocking the other two

A four panel comic: Panel 1 - two stick figures converse while a third says β€˜Encore une fois’ Panel 2 - identical, but the third figure seems irked and repeats themselves Panel 3 - as Panel 2, third figure more annoyed Panel 4 - the third figure is angrily bellowing β€˜Encore une fois’, shocking the other two

Encore Une Fois (SASH!, 1997)

06.03.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think the annoying lids were the number one thing that got me into Vallejo instead

06.03.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if I should make a bot that is just this quote for anything coming out of this administration...

06.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Reminds me of a Half-Life 1 mod (complimentary)

05.03.2026 17:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I saw the first bees & butterflies of the year today so I'm saying: yes

05.03.2026 13:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0