Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble)

*looking at the meats in the meat case*

werewolf meat. dracula meat. ugly dracula meat. aha. just what i'm looking for: cow meat

this is extraordinary. i love it. i'm eating werewolf meat. it's not cannibalism if it's werewolf meat.

They are arguing about whether the judges should have accepted "Hannibal Lector" as the answer to Final Jeopardy

But who could show a cheek like Queequeg?

Wanda Gág's birthday! Another fun fact: there is a Wanda Gág Collection in the Children's Literature Research Collections at the University of Minnesota. The holdings include manuscript materials and artwork for *Millions of Cats*.

It's a living!

Oh yeah. I guess it's been on my mind.

It's eerie that you knew what this was about 🧠

sounds like someones eating they vegetables!

if you see this... post an eye

the words "extraction shooter" mean nothing to me. you might as well say "marmalade thriller" or "pajama bunkum." there's a new game you say? and it's a lootbox fantasy? it's a co-op receiver? it's an infinity ampule? ok then, i am not going to play it because i do not know what those words mean.

That's why they call it a Grimoire

You're getting really worked up about an opinion.

this is also why i gravitated to poetry btw, don't need books for poetry, it's mnemonic. no books in jail? fuck you, i'm gonna recite kubla khan and there's nothing you can do about it, while drinking my coffee and awaiting my deportation to kirabati

i drink my coffee black because my parents grew up in a fascist dictatorship and taught me when i was a kid that i could be imprisoned at any time and i thought, they might have coffee in jail, but sugar and creamer? forget it. i'm going to be the most caffeinated immigrant in the concentration camp

amber is the color of my terrorism alert, woah-oh

it's 3/9, and you know what that means

Class solidarity baybee!

I don't have a guard. (my guard is sneaking up behind you to end your life)

James Bond on beach aiming a speargun offscreen

Top Ten James Bond one-liners

#10 Thunderball (1965) - James Bond wastes no time delivering his trademark wit after neatly dispatching a sneaking henchman with a speargun on the beach: “Get fucked, fucker.”

that's gross, but not quite as gross as the real thing will probably be

His name is John "Wick" because there are so many fucking candles everywhere around him. I'm getting to these movies a little late, did anyone else already make this observation

Lol this episode is so good

I really enjoy their expressions here

Also, explain how The Microwave works.

Ok

Maybe if you did some research, you'd learn that everything you just typed is nonsense.