Joel

He did the monster math

Flex tape meme but slapping the crest of Mexico on the italian flag

My analysis of the WBC tonight:

Not gonna offah any comment on a timeline, I'll leave that to the doctahs

Tragic that we couldn't get Trinidad and Tobago to play in 7/8

Epcot Commuter Planes

Need a live feed of DeRosa's office during the game

Gotta do something about the epidemic of hand injuries for the Orioles.

Henceforth, whoever is guilty of hitting a bird in the hand will receive two in the bush.

Shit.

Double Weaver across the sky

The Orioles' defense has looked positively competent today

Yup lol that was it

Rough second AB too lol

It just means more (information)

Kyle Bradish was grinning through basically that whole first inning. Love that for him.

Just told my two-year-old about #Bam. He had tears in his eyes. And then he did the Wakanda pose and said " #Kobekanda forever" -- which is the sort of pop culture cross-over that I can celebrate

Too many monsters in the bullpen, yet he struggled to name more than one in the in-game interview last night lmao

He gets us

No one wants that.

Hendrickson signing for a lower AAV than Jaelen Phillips is a surprise to me. If the price tag were in the $32M+ range, the Crosby deal makes more sense by comparison. But the softer market for Hendrickson is probably what prompted the Ravens to back out.

All sit

Innocente

Wesley Snipes crying and holding a gun

Gunnar Henderson represents the tying run in the 9th

Lol isn't Brian McCann the bench coach? The guy whose nickname was literally fun police?

I miss blue hair PCA

Are you kidding me?

Brice Turang has played out of his mind in this tournament. He's a good player but I didn't know he had this gear to his game.

MY PERFECT BOY IS IMMUNE TO YOUR ITALIAN WILES

GUNNAR HENDERSON HOME RUN

Gunnar won't have to visit the white house until after the midterms

Rooting for the run rule