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Staff Sergeant Johnson

@patmaguire10

I'm the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude. Never go full MAGA. Woke 1973. Raw Unfiltered Parody Account

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From San Diego good morning friends

23.11.2025 13:05 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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BREAKING WIND NEWS

20.11.2025 15:23 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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From San Diego good morning friends.

20.11.2025 14:27 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Who is the biggest MAGA shithead on Bluesky?

20.11.2025 03:26 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
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It use to be I believe it when I see it. They screwed that up too.

20.11.2025 02:29 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Captured Butterfly

17.11.2025 20:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You missed the bad joke in the image details.

17.11.2025 20:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stone Temple pilot has landed.

17.11.2025 20:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fusion Chef day off. I went to Pickup Stix & got two chicken, one shrimp & one beef entrΓ©e. No drinks no appetizers. $58. Generous portions. Good food.

17.11.2025 20:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Right On

17.11.2025 18:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If this trends ICE is paralyzed. Spread the Word

17.11.2025 18:10 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I don't know which one did it. There was too many of them.

17.11.2025 18:06 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 4

Andy has fallen down

17.11.2025 17:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Rumors persist Shine Boom is cartel. Write that Down

17.11.2025 17:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Whenever a stranger sits next to me, I lean in slowly and ask…
Are you sure you weren’t followed?

17.11.2025 17:04 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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This story is sleeping because the attitude is contagious.

17.11.2025 16:31 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Damn Straight

17.11.2025 15:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Don’t fall for Toenad's fake sorry face.

17.11.2025 15:10 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Have I told you lately that I love you?

17.11.2025 15:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This post is cooking. I don’t know what y’all sprinkled in my bowl this morning, but keep it coming. Big ❀️

17.11.2025 15:00 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The two words that explain why MAGA will always support him.

17.11.2025 14:09 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

Its true!

16.11.2025 22:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sigh...

16.11.2025 22:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The only president to pardon the same dude twice. Truly remarkable

16.11.2025 22:16 πŸ‘ 968 πŸ” 356 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 20

Never rat out your friends and always keep your mouth shut. Write that Down

16.11.2025 03:47 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Good night friends. I can't wait for tomorrow. Big ❀️

16.11.2025 01:37 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Vote for me. I'm running for Everything.

16.11.2025 00:28 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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You can talk about me. There's no one like me.

15.11.2025 02:33 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Thanks for spreading the word.

15.11.2025 00:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You are paying attention

14.11.2025 23:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0