This is the most relatable thing I’ve ever read.
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This is the most relatable thing I’ve ever read.
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A halfling ranger!
The ampersand.
Not to brag, but I’ve finally been invited to my first Dungeons & Dragons game. 💅🏻🐉
Huge likewise!
That was so fun! Big huge thanks to the crew and amazing movie buffs for another great #FThisMovieFest.
Uncle suuuuucks at telling bedtime stories. #FThisMovieFest
#FThisMovieFest
I hope the Maximus stans call themselves Maxinistas. #FThisMovieFest
… I VERY much misread Maximus’ intentions in that case!
I feel like donald has had all of these Commodus conversations in private, but even dumber. #FThisMovieFest
Dang pipsqueak ruining a perfectly good assassination attempt… #FThisMovieFest
And this was only possible because the movies today taught us about teamwork. #FThisMovieFest
Oh no!!
I got my wine, I got my Reed: I’m ready for a good time. #FThisMovieFest
Thank you. I just knew it not my fault nor my responsibility.
Oh thank god Oliver Reed!! #FThisMovieFest
It would’ve been nice to have a warning that GLADIATOR was not a lighthearted romp. #FThisMovieFest
Well damn. #FThisMovieFest
A dumbass legion member from Fallout Mew Vegas wearing football and ancient Roman stuff
Seeing THE REPLACEMENTS and GLADIATOR back-to-back has really given me perspective on Caesar’s Legion’s fashion influences. #FThisMovieFest #FalloutNewVegas
Uh oh.
I got my hopes sky high for this, so 🤞
Oh it’s a party! I bet Oliver Reed shows up now! I bet everything I got! #FThisMovieFest
How do you feel about Madiators?
can someone please safely get that sweet battle dog outta that battlefield #FThisMovieFest
Philomena Cunk: “Generally speaking, war does seem a bit of a shame.”
#FThisMovieFest
Oh that’s a great one. So mean.
Genuine humiliating yearbook photo of me
I shockingly have my 2000 yearbook handy, and truly, these were the glory day: a giant pimple and my closed-mouth braces “smile.” At least this poor girl had a good time at the movies. #FThisMovieFest