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Emily Egan

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Motivated by pettiness and spite. Fluent in sarcasm. I am actually quite delightful. Views are my own.

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What is with the fireworks?!

10.03.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
09.03.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Demario...NOOOOOOOOOO!

09.03.2026 17:24 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Water is overrated.

09.03.2026 12:51 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

People are not handling this well based on the honking.

06.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If you want to go to St. Bernard tonight....don't. St. Claude Bridge is up and traffic is bumper to bumper outside my house on Poland heading towards the Claiborne bridge.

06.03.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Count your days, Noem!

05.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The video of her and Nancy Mace is also great. These amateurs have no idea who they are dealing with.

03.03.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The video of her talking about Pizzagate is magnificent. Like, Boebert, did you really think you were going to get one over on Hillary?

03.03.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Do not mess with her!

02.03.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Damn. We lost so many great actors this year.

02.03.2026 03:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Catherine O'Hara winning a SAG award tonight is not something I can emotionally handle.

02.03.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He just described absentee voting.

25.02.2026 03:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Who's screaming at him?

25.02.2026 03:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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JD Vance is the fraud czar?!?!

25.02.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump giving out babies and houses during this SOTU!

25.02.2026 02:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All my prescriptions have gone up in cost.

25.02.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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USA

25.02.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is gonna be brutal.

25.02.2026 02:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The only way I'm going to get through this.

25.02.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This was unnecessary.

24.02.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"It wasn't clear on Monday afternoon what caused the 119 yr old woman to die..."

Same.
Logic.

24.02.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Tulane sent out an alert that it's been lifted.

24.02.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’―

23.02.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Boil water advisory keeps getting closer to my house.

23.02.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

23.02.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

no matter how incompetent he is (and he definitely is) if you had serious shit going on with the fbi right now β€” like, idk, maybe your elderly mother’s abduction β€” i imagine the anger seeing this would fuel future generations

23.02.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 1053 πŸ” 203 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 7

Exactly! The director made a point of putting the title in quotation marks because it is her interpretation. People who are looking for it to be the book will be disappointed especially because it's not the entire story. Also the Charlie XCX wuthering heights album is a must listen.

22.02.2026 04:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think it will take you as long as you think. If this movie taught me anything it's that she is an incredible actress. Jacob is just sexy as hell.

22.02.2026 04:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also why are we still letting JD Vance near the Pope? He's already killed one.

22.02.2026 04:02 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0