I honestly think I got to be a programmer during the a very short window of time. And that window of time is rapidly closing, and will be replaced with... I'm not sure, but it will be exciting!

I asked Gemini to code something for me in a github repro. It did. And the code worked. 🤯

Take that, entropy.
Bean Hollow Beach.

#tardigrade looking for food

There is really strange stuff in pond water. Don't drink it. Do look at it under a microscope. (Rotifer)

In today's *Tardigrade Adventures* - I got a reply from a researcher that I had emailed about the funny things hanging on to the tardigrade's rear end. And they want to use my "observation"! And offered to cite me. To which I was "I WAS ALREADY EXCITED NO NEED TO BRIBE ME MORE" :)

I found my first ever tardigrade and I'm extremely proud.

Graph of my YouTube short reaching 50m

Yay my metamorphosis video reached 50m views! I have won the Internet. All done for now.

for my next newsletter and episode i bought the bestselling laptop on Amazon to try and explain how shitty most people's exposure to tech is. Currently at 30 minutes of menus and updates. I have agreed to three privacy policies and created two new accounts. We live in hell