Gram Smoker’s Dracula

this wheels of capital are greased with the ashes of our incinerated chinese neighbors

direct energy weapons just incinerated my neighbor for being chinese

*crumples your pussy up into a ball & throws it in the trash*

Imagine hating me. Pretty easy, right? I was cursed by a magic mirror. I didn't ask to be like this.

i can’t tell if i threw my shoulder out doing absolutely nothing or if i’m about to gain an entire cup size in the next month

666 penis missiles

i’m shadow banned on twitter & can’t follow anyone maybe they’ll finally suspend me so i can get a hobby or something

What it is hoe. What's up

the worst you can do is irredeemably fuck everything up

I would never disagree with anyone. Sounds like a whole fucking thing to be honest.

everyone i don’t like has AIDS

Electric Wizard really is that good

I took transgender drugs and now I look weird

Really now, must you “slam” those dunks?

i wanna do lesbo stuff right about now

i was supposed to work at a record shop or a video store but since those no longer exist i steal sewer lids & scrap them then wait for the city to replace them & repeat the cycle

hell yea

angel of the worm

idrk if listing several mundane complaints being the closest thing to a crashout that i can muster makes me more or less pathetic

hanging out in an elevator & just never getting off of it until they kick me out for vaping

Joy Division - Disorder

i have to return some videotapes

every time i start talking to someone they are bothered & i am amused

I’ve been getting into becoming Human lately

it’s close enough

i met my wife sucking juices off the floor of the subway

Dragging a huge hammer around the city.

I can tell they're doing something to my effigy

Comedy is now legal in the strait of Hormuz