Rodney

i'm shy about my big jiggly butt

its time to fuck

hello my friend

is jody still on here

i cant fuck

im one of the most powerful gamblers in the US

yes

im dying

an mspaint recreation of one of the OPPENHEIMER (2023) promotional posters where cillain murphy stands pensively while engulfed in and surrounded by balls of fire from explosions. the image is basically exactly that with fireballs and explosive plumes that bathe the figure of murphy in shades of orange and yellow. i primarily used the crayon tool and airbrush to give the texture of the explosions, with the brightest spot being directly behind murphy himself. he stands there wearing a dark brown suit looking handsome as always with his fun little hat, albeit surrounded by fire. his face is of course a clock as you should expect by now. that's just a given. the promotional text has also been spoofed. the title reads "CLOCKENHEIMER" with the numbers 10, 22, and 23 below the C, N, and R respectively for the date. above it reads "A CLOCK BY KATIE TIGHTPUSSY" and below reads "THE WORLD FOREVER CHANGES". beneath murphy it reads "DRAWN WITH MSPAINT EXCLUSIVELY" and "HEY GUYS CHECK THIS OUT"

hey guys check this out

rodney update: i’m extremely sick almost every day and its difficult to even move. and despite all this i have a huge trip planned that will involve a lot of bustling around and not having much time to rest. my reward for completing this quest will be one(1) full year of sitting on my ass Gaming

omg same

does your body just stop working if you dont have enough primary sex hormone is that whats happening to me

i need to change everything

not sure if im sick or if something happened to me but no matter how hard i wash them my fingertips keep reeking of onions

i dont even give a shit about fucking anymore

Sex

really bad day 👍

i NEED to kill myself

cissexualism is seeming quite trendy these days

generally anytime something bad happens to someone attractive i see that as a necessary moral good

group jerk as friends tn queen?

im still fucking and sucking in the world today

androgens seem to do this estrogens got me gaining weight and holding onto it for dear life fr

this sounds like a really good idea

I want the muscle but I would also like. Less rodney

Ur right i dont eat garlic anymore tho cuz gerd

science side of tumblr my T is 0.01 why am i hypertrophy so easily

working out and eating lean but getting noticibly stronger and gaining weight(???)

What is it

Does anyone know how to stop being sad