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Star struck 🥲

a group of hockey players sit in a locker room with a man in a suit talking to them Alt: a group of hockey players sit in a locker room with a man in a suit talking to them

One day one of these abominations will actually serve as a real wake up call for this team but it hasn’t happened yet.

I don’t hate the scrumming. This Oilers team has been guilty of just taking it and showing zero emotion.

There’s nothing in that scrum that is worth a 5

Davo is maaaaaaaaad

Dickinson!

Bouch.

But just know that I’m saying that in a not very enthusiastic way.

I don’t like this game anymore.

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That’s an ugly knee by Gudas.

Four panels: 1/ character yelling “I don’t give a shit!! 2/ character brushing teeth with thought bubble proclaiming “giving a shit” 3/ character lying in bed with thought bubble proclaiming “giving a shit” 4/ character sitting in a rocking chair with thought bubble proclaiming “giving a shit” Comic by: GIRAFFALOPE

Watching the Oilers like…

Note for the Oilers:

You’re the guys wearing white.

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Atta boys. You give up that first goal as early as you can.

Yay! An Oilers game at a reasonable time!

Sometimes I wonder about pet food companies. I’ve bought the same formula of Science Diet for my guys for 3 years, since they’ve been adults. Hills keeps changing the shape/colour of the kibble. Then I have to convince the cats that it’s the same food. Do they really know anything about cats?

Canada ADVANCE to the quarterfinals of the WBC for the first time in history after taking down Cuba in their final game! 🇨🇦

Sure, that’s why he’s got the same number of goals as any Canuck currently.

Evan Bouchard doing Evan Bouchard things again (complimentary).

It’s also good for everyone to see Nurse on the positive side of the ledger.

🔥🗻

Also, all the hurt players, get better quick 😭

I still don’t completely understand who and what this Oilers team is, but when they decide that they want to actually play hockey it’s so good to watch.

Game is over so now I can say that Tristan Jarry was very good in relief and I love that for him (and me).

a cartoon of mario holding a red ball with the words power up above him . Alt: a cartoon of mario holding a red ball with the words power up above him .

Savvy would kill for that extra height it affords.

McDrai!

This new Vasily Podkolzin is really something. He didn’t score there but damn.

I agree. That’s why he’s the less shitty one. It’s actually a term of endearment in the realm of Oilers goaltending. 😉

It’s never good seeing anyone get their bell rung. When it’s your less shitty goaltender then it causes some major clenching.

I’m actually really surprised that they called the major.

Yeah, better now. At the time of seeing how hard MacKinnon went into him, it certainly didn’t look good.