natasha

yyyyeah, no, that's true, that's true.

what makes you the expert, anyway? has he been weird with you too?

well, yeah, but he can't forge data like that, it's just not in his nature, i mean- it's not in his programming. he's always been loyal to me, i'm his prime directive.

i mean, i doubt kysis is good enough with robotics to hide her work from me, i'd know if he's been tampered with.

she gives *me* a bad feeling, you're not being unfair. but i looked at the logs, the transcripts, there's nothing weird there, she's just kind of scattered & forgetful.

er- lance, i suppose.

& juno—

a little, i guess. but not to me.

it's not me! he's been weird ever since the doctor lady came on board.

he's so bitchy lately!!

junobot go to SLEEP!

your word, not mine. i'm sticking to catty, & you're proving it, mister.

i know what it means!

Junobot has been so catty lately.

no i'm kidding, do whatever you want.

weak.

WAIT AM I THE TOP NOW?

it rhymes with big ass.

i'm checking out something.

aw, junobot. everybody knows love conquers programming.

& yet!!

dottoressa?

juno, do you FANCY jazzy k?

Tell JUNOBOT more. Tell JUNOBOT everything.

hi-o. flavor cube, jas?

( deflated. )

oh, same.

convenient for who? look, we'd all love to know what went down in there but unfortunately those two don't record their every word so until we have a better way to find out, we're shit out of luck there.

you know i gotta ask how tall?

just need some really boring bedtime reading to help me sleep, actually.

like a giraffe.

deep breaths now.

query the reason for querying this.

( more chewing. another thumbs up. )

like the dead.

juno? can you forward me transcripts of all communication you've had with jasper.

what are you fuckin gay