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Coinneach Fitzpatrick

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Tangerine Nightmare despiser. Airplanes and cats and books lover. PA-28 pilot and Kawasaki rider. I am large, I contain multitudes. For more fascinating details, see my pinned post.

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Wait wait hold on a second I'm having an idea

Why don't we just load all them barrels onto, say, a couple dozen 747s and fly them straight from Iran to the US?

12.03.2026 13:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Horovitz/Diamond 2028

12.03.2026 12:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a police uniform is standing next to a group of men in white jumpsuits . Alt: Dark Helmet is surrounded by Assholes. #KeepFiringAssholes

I knew it! I'm surrounded by Assholes!

12.03.2026 12:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't you ever wonder why
Nothing ever seems to change
If it does it's for the worse
Seems it's just a modern curse

Sometimes when I take a peek
Outside of my little cage
Everyone looks so asleep
Will they die before they wake?

12.03.2026 12:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This site needs a break. Post 3 good things, none of which are the cessation of a negative.

The love of animals
The feeling of carving a perfect line on my bike
Breaking free of gravity in my plane

12.03.2026 04:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
coindreau_coco 23h
With a heavy heart: the first official confirmation is in - Israel's strikes have destroyed the last known operational F-14
Tomcats in Iranian service. The world's final Tomcats, symbols of ingenuity, speed & cinema magic, are gone forever. What a bittersweet goodbye to aviation's sexiest fighter. Godspeed, Tomcats.

coindreau_coco 23h With a heavy heart: the first official confirmation is in - Israel's strikes have destroyed the last known operational F-14 Tomcats in Iranian service. The world's final Tomcats, symbols of ingenuity, speed & cinema magic, are gone forever. What a bittersweet goodbye to aviation's sexiest fighter. Godspeed, Tomcats.

Four-panel comic.

First: an F-14 being beckoned by DEATH, who says "It's time to go."

Second: F-14 asks, "Was I a good fighter?" 

Third: DEATH says, "No."

Fourth panel: The F-14 and DEATH are moving off into the distance. DEATH says, "You were the best."

Four-panel comic. First: an F-14 being beckoned by DEATH, who says "It's time to go." Second: F-14 asks, "Was I a good fighter?" Third: DEATH says, "No." Fourth panel: The F-14 and DEATH are moving off into the distance. DEATH says, "You were the best."

Fuck Israel in particular. RIP, Tomcat.

12.03.2026 04:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know absolutely nothing about shipping or maritime anything, but Sal's Youtube channel is one of my favorites.

12.03.2026 03:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Local is always, *always* better than anything chain/franchise. Ask any Phoenician about Haji Baba or Chino Bandido and watch their eyes light up.

12.03.2026 03:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

New portmanteau for DOD: SNAFUBAR.

12.03.2026 02:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Great minds, same gutter.

12.03.2026 01:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some fucking idiot on reality (sic) TV started doing it and the mindless mobs immediately followed suit.

11.03.2026 21:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you see this, post a robot.

11.03.2026 21:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What the holy gibbering christ. That asshole deserves all the metaphorical and literal throat-punches.

11.03.2026 18:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Guys, gaslighting is not just a synonym for lying. It's a specific kind of lie with the intent of making the target of the lie doubt their own sanity. FFS, stop calling every false statement by the term. #tyfyattm

11.03.2026 18:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@taradublinrocks.com this may be relevant to your interests.

11.03.2026 15:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Funny 'cause it's true.

Also, completely enraging because it's true.

11.03.2026 04:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Snapshot of my doorbell cam detecting my approach. Instead of "person" or "animal," it detected me as a package.

Snapshot of my doorbell cam detecting my approach. Instead of "person" or "animal," it detected me as a package.

Is my doorbell cam trying to tell me something? #pakige

11.03.2026 03:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and turtleneck sweater says i see Alt: John Cleese has curtailed his Walpoling activities and sallied forth in search of cheesy comestibles. Sadly, he has chosen the one cheese shop in all England that has no cheese.
11.03.2026 03:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Reentry of NASA satellite will exceed the agency's own risk guidelines Due to late-stage design changes, the potential risk of uncontrolled reentry increased."

If only we had a wizard capable of deorbiting the thing onto a specific set of coordinates.

11.03.2026 01:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He'd stare blankly at the Large Hadron Colander, spit some random insult at Professor Cox, and wander off. Probably shuffle into a support beam in the process.

10.03.2026 22:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've ordered a POH for 1976 #Mooney M20C.

I don't own a Mooney of any description.

I don't see owning a Mooney any time soon.

WTF is wrong with me?

10.03.2026 21:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Never. They're salivating at the prospect of Armageddon because they're a fucking death cult.

10.03.2026 20:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nigel Stanford's "Timescapes" and "Solar Echoes."

10.03.2026 20:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The GQP's entire platform in two sentences:

"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!"

Tell me they wouldn't put him in stasis and worship him for eternity, go on.

10.03.2026 19:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That too.

10.03.2026 19:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Philomena Cunk vs Prof. Brian Cox
Philomena Cunk vs Prof. Brian Cox YouTube video by Philomena Cunk

This belongs in the Science feed. #cunk #lhc #chakras

10.03.2026 17:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Fionn, a very large white shorthair cat with tabby tail, flank, and head patches, splooting on a light blue comforter.

Fionn, a very large white shorthair cat with tabby tail, flank, and head patches, splooting on a light blue comforter.

A very splooty boi

10.03.2026 09:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish I could walk away from the corporate bullshit and recenter my life around aviation, but absent a 7-figure windfall, I don't see that happening.

10.03.2026 02:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On a 2-mile stretch of I-10 this evening, I saw three of those goddamn giant LED billboards extolling the virtues of a.i.

10.03.2026 01:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

John: "There's a lady who's sure-"
Charlie: *slaps paw across John's mouth*

09.03.2026 20:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0