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@thejenlife

cybersecurity & privacy lawyer. dog butler. feral club rat turned runner. always hungry. this is a collection of my fleeting thoughts.

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A still from a video of a tiny white horse the size of a large dog. Its forelock is braided. It's wearing a little blue vest/cape. It has tiny black booties on it's itty bitty hooves.

A still from a video of a tiny white horse the size of a large dog. Its forelock is braided. It's wearing a little blue vest/cape. It has tiny black booties on it's itty bitty hooves.

I just want to make sure everyone knows Mayo Clinic has a therapy miniature horse named Blue Sky

13.03.2026 01:27 πŸ‘ 2645 πŸ” 396 πŸ’¬ 79 πŸ“Œ 51

I am in dire need of a mission burrito. SoCal does tacos really well but omfg I just want a mission burrito.

13.03.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Everything may be terrible but it’s okay to still do things that spark joy.

12.03.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 117 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

Sometimes I do need a giant salad and a green juice

12.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Remy loves watermelon

12.03.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

California didn’t do anything. We certainly didn’t vote for the Cheeto. Leave us alone.

12.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s dry heat though so I’m going to be by the pool once the UV drops

12.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We have a high of 93Β° today πŸ™ƒ

12.03.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Going on a dating reality tv show when you have a kid is wild and so irresponsible

12.03.2026 02:48 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Beige gold coco crush choker. I want. I need.

10.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Haha I don’t think so? We were up fairly close (and I was stuffing my face) so I didn’t really look up. I sat courtside at a warriors game once and ended up on the broadcast. My friend’s dad has a recording of it lol

10.03.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Being around people who take an improv approach to life and are generally happy makes all the difference✨

10.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was fantasticβ€”I love a Sunday funday where we let the day take us

10.03.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s not just me though bc people complain about allergies/scratchy throat/headaches during the Santa Anas. I think it’s bc it picks up a lot of pollen/dust and the weird pressure system. My air purifiers are on auto and they were on high basically all weekend

10.03.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That was my one worry bc it was a floor length but with two leg slits but it was actually totally fine. I was going to just buy a hoodie or something if it was cold but it wasn’t at all. We got some funny looks though haha

10.03.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Drag brunch with bottomless mimosas turned into let’s get butter cake, which turned into let’s call up the ducks ticket office and see if they’ll get us tix for the game that starts in 30 mins lol

10.03.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They did, in fact, do comped tickets last min and that’s how I ended up at a hockey game in a bright pink sundress

10.03.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

The Santa Anas lol

10.03.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been sneezing all weekend bc of the Santa Anas and thank god it is over bc that was hell.

10.03.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In these times, drag brunch makes me believe in humanity again ❀️

08.03.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Avocado toast for breakfast. Pool time with giant tub of cold watermelon. 82Β° and sunny. This is paradise.

08.03.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My local donut shop is owned by an Asian family and the dad is a marathoner who ran Boston three times so you know it’s legit

08.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I still don’t believe in zone 2 running. It’s a misguided myth like calories

08.03.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The key to zone 2 running is to pace someone else

08.03.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nextdoor: the worst of Facebook and IRL Karens in one app

08.03.2026 07:18 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cream filled, chocolate glazed bar donut & couple of donut holes are the perfect pre-long run snack

07.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Austrian climber found guilty after girlfriend froze to death on mountain The woman died of hypothermia during a climbing trip on the Grossglockner mountain in January 2025.

no jail time for the alpine divorce man, despite this being his second attempt at it

06.03.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Omg congrats!!

06.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Scholarship | Chicago Women in IP ChiWIP is excited to announce our First Annual Scholarship for the Advancement of Women in Law or STEM Graduate Studies! This $1,500 scholarship will support a womxn who has completed their first year...

"This $2,500 scholarship will support a woman+ who is currently enrolled in law school or graduate school studies in the fields of law, science, technology, engineering, or math and/or is a recent graduate thereof seeking professional testing/certification for the first time."

05.03.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have a Lyft driver who is refusing to take carpool lanes and going under speed limit and generally has no sense of urgency. This is how I die.

05.03.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0