Moo 🔞

forgot abt this app
im going thru finals and i want it to be final days on earth (kidding kidding 🙄)

i live in a great timeline where ive wanted a mullet for like 3 years now and i have great references

pick a number 1-93 (yes 7 songs on here are hidden bc of unfortunate events) PLEASE DONT FLOP OMG

spotify wrapped just dropped 🐕

AT LEAST W****R S**T DIDNT MAKE IT, IM SO HAPPY ABT T H A T

i need everyone to know i only started listening to dnpb in like late september, meaning i had put in CRAAAAAAZY work this year 😭

snzzz yawn

i woke up, time to rewatch the latest phupload

ofc i got a like from a youtuber on fuckin bluesky the first time i ever reply to one 😭

u ever come up with a story idea that makes urself cry? like damn i dont even got names for these characters wdym theyre my pookie babies??

didnt realize i used an i instead of an l 💀

so this is how i find out kurtis conner is on biuesky

i need a bf who will send me a dnp ss of any era and go "us" and then debate me on which on of us is which

this is the dan they wrote abt in those tumblr fics with daddy dom phil /j

#titspoilers i got water gun aftermath (he sprayed the balcony above my section) and i got to see him like a child sees a gumball machine in macy's

#titspoilers the fact they didnt scream, fake fans 🙄

#titspoilers it was an incredible experience and my friend sitting next to me was concerned for how into it i was 😭

he was actually insane for that tweet like wdym ur announcing u just banged 💀⁉️

#TITSPOILERS

i moved seats from the back to the front during intermission and seeing sister daniel towering over me- like i cannot imagine the look on my face 😭

cannot rest for a minute or phil will reblog the fucking phan vs jedus poll on tumblr

u cant rest for a single minute in the phandom, dan and phil might post on insta and then immediately delete it

if anyone lives near titsons and knows a ginger named steven with a thin ass septum that works at food lion i mean... hi maybe

only to now realize he might've been a phannie cus i was wearing my terrible influence jacket and the only thing on it is "terrible influence" in the top left (my left) corner so theres rly nothing to compliment unless ur a phannie or smth

i just got outta food lion not too long ago and the cashier was a ginger guy named steven who complimented my jacket and i said "thank you!" and then complimented his septum to where he expressed how its been pierced a ton cus he fucked with it before

OMG FORGIVE ME IF THATS NOT ZORO, I DONT WATCH ONE PIECE IM ACTUALLY SO SORRY HOLY SHIT 😭
i feel so bad like ur so into it and im here prolly makin insane mistakes

i was scrolling and my eyes were so unfocused i thought these were tarot cards so i started focusing, zoomed in on zoro and got so confused

me touching up my blue hair for thanksgiving

boston is the capital and most populated city in massachusetts
massachusetts is a state
but the way some sports teams will title their teams is with cities and not the states
boston has the boston red sox, bruins, and celtics (and college but not important)
so i used to think it was the state lol

part 2