Chrissy

Oakland. North Craig Street at Bayard Street. Caller says that the sink hole monster has struck and has eaten the entire bike lane and part of the traffic lane.

This is Sausage. His humans got him his very own swimming pool and he's obsessed with it. We asked them if he swims every day and they said, ”Every single day. He follows us around the house until we take him outside AND sit and watch him. If we’re not there he won’t swim." 14/10 good for him

True story bro.

Lmaoooo ok Ken go on

Fixed it.
#ourpoopisnotforsale

flippers up

Now where the fuck were all of these people in November

Everybody has a plan until a cat falls asleep in their lap

Plz everyone cancel your Amazon Prime accounts/stop using Amazon

There is still beauty in this world

JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat PALM BEACH, FL—Noticing everyone else’s phone simultaneously buzzing throughout a meeting, Vice President-elect JD Vance began to suspect there was another group chat among Trump’s senior staff that he wasn’t part of, sources confirmed Monday. “It can’t be a coincidence that they all keep looking down at their phones and chuckling at the same time,” […]

JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
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‘Make them pay’: Canada puts Trump’s ‘first friend’ Elon Musk’s Tesla in the crosshairs of tariff war Canada’s EV adoption rate is outpacing that of the U.S., with nearly 17% of new cars sold in the third quarter of 2024 being fully electric, compared to just 8% in the US.

this is what we want to see. tariff the shit out of elon’s companies www.businesstoday.in/world/canada...

Eye bleach to start your week

The Trump administration claims that expanding oil and gas drilling would help lower grocery costs. In reality, increasing American oil production—which is already booming—would have little to no effect.