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@alphagay

A good housewife always knows when to throw a bitch out. Oh, and fuck Trump. πŸŒˆβœŠπŸ’›πŸ’™

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I forgot how much I hate breakfast buffets. People act like they are going to run out of food.

10.03.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s why Piggy is planning on cheating. Hope he dies soon.

10.03.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you πŸ™

10.03.2026 10:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Appa's Kitchen I started off sharing some family recipes in my kitchen, but after 40 years of teaching ESL I am retired and on the road living my best life! My On the Road videos always feature some food and someti...

Hey bsky friends. I am retired after 40 years of teaching ESL and living my best life. I’d love it and be forever grateful if you subscribed to my YouTube channel. I have some cooking videos but now it’s mainly solo travel off the beaten path. Join me!

youtube.com/@appaskitche...

08.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The things he will do yo distract us from the Trumpstein files. We are not distracted. Unlike Republicans, we can focus on more than ine issue at a time. Release the full unredacted files, jail the rapists, stop the war, vote blue.

08.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Didn’t she get a new position?

05.03.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a monkey sits on top of a stuffed monkey ALT: a monkey sits on top of a stuffed monkey

I’m going to see Punch the monkey tomorrow.

04.03.2026 10:35 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Jason looks cute and Demy looks really good. Lisa πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ Kim looks like one of the Giudice girls.

26.02.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How did Marcus end up being the least douchey of the guys on this show? I am enjoying the eye candy though 😊 #PumpRules

26.02.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Piggy next.

25.02.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’d prefer β€œquiet Piggy”

20.02.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Who has the tea on #RHONJ? For some reason I am now getting updates on FB. Jen and Bill getting divorced? Louie scamming Tre? I need confirmation.

19.02.2026 01:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Praying for a swift end.

17.02.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And Piggy is still president

16.02.2026 17:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lisa will surely be in prison by then.

16.02.2026 13:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was wondering why Bethenny had been so quiet lately. I guess she didn’t like Jill getting all the attention. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

16.02.2026 09:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It can’t happen soon enough

14.02.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And now he’s getting death threats. So yeah fuck off Jill, Bethenny, Brandi and all of the other has beens.

14.02.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Benito is receiving death threats now. You fucking trolls control all three branches of government, pedophila is protected, your elite idols are richer than ever, what will it take to make you happy? Seriously, fuck all the way off!

14.02.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s who she is.

14.02.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jill Zarin says she wasn’t given a chance. Yeah. You blew it again Jill. Now just go away.

14.02.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

And yes, thousands. Her book club alone elevated many people who otherwise would not have made it. Give me a break with this nonsense. And I guess you are a racist since you seem to have no problem with the label.

12.02.2026 05:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Deepack Chopra was promoted by PBS. Are you calling them out?

12.02.2026 05:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

She is trash

12.02.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now Brandi Glanville, never missing an opportunity to remind us she is trash, comes out to defend racist Jill Zarin.

12.02.2026 01:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did she rape girls? Why are you focused on her and not Trump, Maxwell, Bondi?

12.02.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh ok. Talk to Pam Bondi (and take your meds) jeez

12.02.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So of the thousands Oprah gave a platform to, you’re going to blame her for a few assholes while still not mentioning them or blaming them. This is what racism and misogyny looks like.

12.02.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Focus on the men.

11.02.2026 03:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s not a Bravo show though, right?

11.02.2026 03:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0