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Taiga. they/he, disabled. Not safe for actual work but never explicit. I love guys in rubber suits. 腐人.

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He was a boy with male-presenting nipples, she was a girl with human-like knee orientation, can I make it anymore obvious?

11.03.2026 16:17 👍 146 🔁 56 💬 4 📌 0
Panel 1: Two swans, floating on a water, very swan-ily.

P2: Same POV, but now the swans have raised their wings.

P3: Again, same POV, but now the wings are fully up, and the swans' necks are lowered and extended.

P4: GO! The swans shoot forward at speed, leaving trails of water in their wake. Their necks are fully extended, beaks open.

P5: A side-on view of water against a green sky.

P6: Same POV, but now the swans have burst into view. However, the only thing moving --at tremendous speed-- are their necks, stretching out impossibly.

P7: We close in on a side-on view of the swans' heads, beaks closed in a look of swan-y determination. They are literally neck & neck.

P8: The background begins to swirl as the swans pick up speed. They spiral towards the centre from the upper left & lower right corners.

P9: A dramatic reveal of a Jack Kirby-like cosmic scene, with a blazing sun in the bottom right corner, and a "krackle" filled purple sky. The swans' necks spiral around each other

Panel 1: Two swans, floating on a water, very swan-ily. P2: Same POV, but now the swans have raised their wings. P3: Again, same POV, but now the wings are fully up, and the swans' necks are lowered and extended. P4: GO! The swans shoot forward at speed, leaving trails of water in their wake. Their necks are fully extended, beaks open. P5: A side-on view of water against a green sky. P6: Same POV, but now the swans have burst into view. However, the only thing moving --at tremendous speed-- are their necks, stretching out impossibly. P7: We close in on a side-on view of the swans' heads, beaks closed in a look of swan-y determination. They are literally neck & neck. P8: The background begins to swirl as the swans pick up speed. They spiral towards the centre from the upper left & lower right corners. P9: A dramatic reveal of a Jack Kirby-like cosmic scene, with a blazing sun in the bottom right corner, and a "krackle" filled purple sky. The swans' necks spiral around each other

territorial dispute

11.03.2026 11:27 👍 1315 🔁 288 💬 8 📌 13

the targeting of any art that is "obscene" (terms of obscenity always to be decided at a whim) is fascistic yes but also how the only kinds of art that tends to be penalized is the individual/independent creators isn't lost on me. a patreon TOS would reject anything that can be streamed on netflix.

11.03.2026 03:05 👍 1488 🔁 694 💬 2 📌 2
graphic design shitpost: Stick figure of human leg with the knee labeled "monetizable knee"; stick figure of digitigrade leg, with the knee labeled "uncouth zoophile knee"; text: Ankle unrelated, "we are very smart" - payment processors.

Separate graphic on other half - illustration of a doggy, text:
Woof woof! I am a representational, animal-shaped character! A hot one, some might say. People are often attracted to me, which make sense - I am depicted with human-like behaviors, and am often drawn as a
representation of idealized or exaggerated human experiences. 
I'm not just a talking dog - I can be a representation of the artist's aspiration to be more playful, more confident - or of something they already love about themselves.
Animal-shaped characters have been a part of human expression as long as we have made art - and that tradition will outlive the powers which seek to control and divide us today. Er, grr bark, I mean.

graphic design shitpost: Stick figure of human leg with the knee labeled "monetizable knee"; stick figure of digitigrade leg, with the knee labeled "uncouth zoophile knee"; text: Ankle unrelated, "we are very smart" - payment processors. Separate graphic on other half - illustration of a doggy, text: Woof woof! I am a representational, animal-shaped character! A hot one, some might say. People are often attracted to me, which make sense - I am depicted with human-like behaviors, and am often drawn as a representation of idealized or exaggerated human experiences. I'm not just a talking dog - I can be a representation of the artist's aspiration to be more playful, more confident - or of something they already love about themselves. Animal-shaped characters have been a part of human expression as long as we have made art - and that tradition will outlive the powers which seek to control and divide us today. Er, grr bark, I mean.

Re: SubscribeStar banning sexual content with characters that don't have "human-like knee orientation" fsjdkldbh

Tried to shitpost and got carried away lol
subscribestar.adult/prohibited_c...

11.03.2026 03:17 👍 5985 🔁 2000 💬 9 📌 1
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a man in a blue suit and tie is talking ALT: a man in a blue suit and tie is talking

AH! I'M LATE BC I WAS OUT ALL DAY BUT I LOVE YOU AND IM HAPPY YOU WERE BORN!!

11.03.2026 08:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Subscribestar banning digitigrade furries lmfao

lmfao

11.03.2026 00:36 👍 372 🔁 81 💬 22 📌 14
screenshot of the taco bell app order screen for the “Pineapple Lime Rockstar Energy Refesca” showing a pale yellow liquid in a to-go cup with a large label that says “200mg CAFFEINE” 

it is $4.49 for a medium and is 50 calories

screenshot of the taco bell app order screen for the “Pineapple Lime Rockstar Energy Refesca” showing a pale yellow liquid in a to-go cup with a large label that says “200mg CAFFEINE” it is $4.49 for a medium and is 50 calories

can’t believe none of y’all told me that taco bell picked up the Murder Beverage mantle

11.03.2026 00:38 👍 921 🔁 152 💬 47 📌 73

oh my god that one tiktok girly is gonna be so happy

11.03.2026 05:15 👍 131 🔁 16 💬 5 📌 0

They should invent a version of sleep that makes you less tired

10.03.2026 13:38 👍 51 🔁 24 💬 0 📌 0
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Kamen Rider Kabuto (2006) // NEXT LEVEL

10.03.2026 21:27 👍 24 🔁 19 💬 1 📌 0

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

10.03.2026 14:02 👍 13716 🔁 3128 💬 91 📌 236

The universal constants: Sluggo is lit, and Fritzi can pull

10.03.2026 23:13 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
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maid mimic // 10

10.03.2026 23:09 👍 3758 🔁 960 💬 16 📌 4

tendou looks way too interested in it back there...sir you are not allowed in space, no matter what grandma says

11.03.2026 02:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

grubs in the soil....

10.03.2026 21:41 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

me when a new good trailcams post comes out

10.03.2026 21:27 👍 23 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

OH OKAY SO WE'RE JUST CALLING OUR SHOTS NOW ARE WE??

10.03.2026 17:24 👍 730 🔁 195 💬 18 📌 15
Digital artwork of three baby piglets with shooting star fur patterns

Digital artwork of three baby piglets with shooting star fur patterns

baby shooting stars 💫

10.03.2026 18:00 👍 3307 🔁 1155 💬 7 📌 4
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The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

10.03.2026 16:39 👍 8007 🔁 1692 💬 89 📌 156
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Surprise! 🎂

10.03.2026 16:33 👍 4955 🔁 1469 💬 12 📌 5
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10.03.2026 16:34 👍 171 🔁 46 💬 6 📌 13
NBC News poll

Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

Truly a perfect news alert

10.03.2026 15:39 👍 17082 🔁 3471 💬 306 📌 237
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Dare to be different.

01.03.2026 06:31 👍 335 🔁 162 💬 1 📌 0
Two figures are debating at either shoulder of what appears to be a skeletal figure. One is a mycelium spirit in prayer; the other, who seems more pressing in the conversation, is a shrouded being. The skull of the central figure is also a portal with ectoplasm and fire surrounding. The darkness of the skeleton face is patterned with city windows and the clothing worn by the figure has inverted lightning. The eye of the storm seen in another painting “ghost storm” is now an untangled viscera surrounding the neck of the central subject.

Two figures are debating at either shoulder of what appears to be a skeletal figure. One is a mycelium spirit in prayer; the other, who seems more pressing in the conversation, is a shrouded being. The skull of the central figure is also a portal with ectoplasm and fire surrounding. The darkness of the skeleton face is patterned with city windows and the clothing worn by the figure has inverted lightning. The eye of the storm seen in another painting “ghost storm” is now an untangled viscera surrounding the neck of the central subject.

Sokushinbutsu, acrylic and pen on canvas

05.04.2025 17:32 👍 1821 🔁 313 💬 7 📌 1
Illustration of two birds both wearing little crowns and sheltering from the rain under some foliage.

Illustration of two birds both wearing little crowns and sheltering from the rain under some foliage.

Rainy day in bird kingdom

10.03.2026 10:06 👍 949 🔁 325 💬 4 📌 1
An illustration of a cat sat on top of a skull. There are potions and books and paper strewn around, and a knocked over bottle of ink with some little inky pawprints leading to the culprit.

An illustration of a cat sat on top of a skull. There are potions and books and paper strewn around, and a knocked over bottle of ink with some little inky pawprints leading to the culprit.

The witch’s apprentice 🐾

12.02.2026 08:46 👍 140 🔁 46 💬 0 📌 0
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Cosmic Fridge

#pixelart #art #ドット絵 #ピクセルアート

10.03.2026 15:24 👍 186 🔁 33 💬 2 📌 0

the thought of god's perfect himbo kousei amano running from the cops is REALLY funny, god bless

10.03.2026 07:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

its so weird to grow up in and leave a doomsday cult sect of christianity that for a few years of your adulthood the specifics of feel like niche knowledge most others never had to worry about but then whoops just kidding actually the whole government believes that

08.03.2026 09:13 👍 440 🔁 59 💬 2 📌 6

its too late ive depicted you as the soy dumbshit bug eyed pokey and myself as the chad confident and all knowing prickle

10.03.2026 00:03 👍 959 🔁 290 💬 1 📌 0