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I may be stupid, but I'm not an idiot

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Ah, there's your problem. The carburetor needs somebody to take a vile garlic shit on it

11.03.2026 19:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

y y y youre listening to evil pervert radio

11.03.2026 18:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Marsoupial

11.03.2026 18:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nurbsy, beloved and trusted source of all important news, drops another truth bomb

11.03.2026 18:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The pentuple skeet

11.03.2026 18:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Parole officer ripped my figgy wiggus clean off my body like it was a leech and chided me for horseplay

11.03.2026 17:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chop up those bad vibes, homie, and sling that shit into a mirepoix

11.03.2026 17:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The foolishness market is ๐Ÿ“ˆ

11.03.2026 16:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

out for a romp

11.03.2026 16:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

how was your visit to the Hall of mirrors today sweetie

11.03.2026 16:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cat mutton

11.03.2026 16:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ

11.03.2026 16:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Australian emoji ๐Ÿ™ƒ

11.03.2026 15:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hell yeah

11.03.2026 15:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

where are we at re: the timpani situation

11.03.2026 15:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

extraordinarily true

11.03.2026 14:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

T-thanks, y-you too

11.03.2026 14:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ฑ

11.03.2026 14:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
"Time to break out the fuel crisis clothing" and there's a picture of Hugh Mungous from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome

"Time to break out the fuel crisis clothing" and there's a picture of Hugh Mungous from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome

11.03.2026 13:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It

11.03.2026 13:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love blimps. So nice to see a plump airship heave fatly through the sky

11.03.2026 13:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 403 ๐Ÿ” 43 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok, just don't shake it crazy style

11.03.2026 13:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the enigmatic sphinx

11.03.2026 13:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got bit by a got dang porklepine

11.03.2026 02:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lacking in wenches?
Why not wear copious jewels?
You can't afford jewels? Sorry, I simply cannot relate

10.03.2026 23:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"It's beautiful in my soul today"
*dismissive wanking gesture*

10.03.2026 23:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who up plundering the poisoned snot bogs ๐Ÿ˜ค

10.03.2026 21:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*sadly* Mamma mia

10.03.2026 19:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Getting them shits smoking hot after six cycles
touch a zipper at your motherfucking peril lest ye be fused to it

10.03.2026 19:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The world needs more jolly fellows
it would be a better place

10.03.2026 19:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0