Joqatana

Could someone explain to my friends on Facebook that Gavin Newsom calling the orange guy a moron is just as ablest as the orange guy calling a dyslexic an idiot. It’s the same fucking ableism. They are two of a kind. Please explain this to my friends.

Alice and Humpty Dumpty with the quote “When I say a word it means just what I choose it to mean, neither more nor less”

I really, really really wish people would take me at my word. It would make everybody’s life more pleasant.

Lion’s Mane mushroom in my hand. It looks more like a lump of dough or a dim sum steamed bun. Whitish & round & kinda muffin shaped

Maitake mushrooms: small clump of horn shaped mushrooms

My hand holding 3 long-stemmed delicate gilled mushrooms I forgot the name of. I messaged the grower for it.

Nameko mushrooms: a huge clump of small golden mushrooms. I had some from last week on my pizza last night.

From the market today

Oh bugger. Cannot go for a walk, it’s Evening Commute and I ain’t going near the crosswalks. I shall cook mushrooms.

Adulting madly. Made an appointment for my car & applied for 5 apartments in Berkeley.
Now I can edit the pictures I took today. Or go for a walk & take more.

Not the ones I invented. Actually I should buy a more recent one, mine is 70 years old. Got my name in gold on the spine, too.

If I meet any kids as obsessed with words as I was, hell yeah.
If I was 1/2 my age I’d have signed myself up somewhere.
MY school took my books away & made me “play”(get beat up a lot for reading by neighbor)
I was taught to hate school. Doesn’t help you succeed much.

Nobody. Told. Me. Linguistics. Was. A. Thing.
The child who read the dictionary for fun.
Telling words what they mean is more fun than everything they made me do in school.

It’s a lot like a cross between dancing & martial arts. Both of which I’ve done. I could choreograph a battle royale if I can find more people who do ballet, tango & aikido

Walking the Farmers Market. Pass by the entertainment. Guy is singing Mama Tried and suddenly there’s a cloud of pot smoke drifting #Deadheads #PatternRecognition

I can't say that I'll be boycotting Chili's as it has been years since I've been in one, and you can't really boycott a restaurant you already don't go to. That said, I'll be happy not to change my habits, transphobia leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

For several months of my childhood I was a boy named Kenny who had a horse.
When I was 18 the Marines tried to recruit me as a boy because my real name.
Now I know little boys who wear blue wigs & green skirts because they chose to.
Most Ren Faire kids are nonbinary.
I still don’t have a horse

Is the paint non toxic and why didn’t you say so?
I just spent the winter removing painted rocks from a National Recreation Area. As well as painted lichen & lots of plastic crap.
I did not pick up the glittery digshit. Don’t put glitter on digshit. That’s worse yhan not picking it up

Beaded bracelet of crystal and glass beads on Argentium Silver

I made a Thing.
#jewelry #wirewrap⛓️🧶📿 #art

I made my coffee an hour and a half ago. I just took my first sip. Why did I set the clock?

“First, please confirm: Do you approve of Donald Trump?
Absolutely NOT! He's only helping himself!
Yes. I agree with Trump's corrupt actions and attacks on my rights.”

Dear DSCC. Your polls are skewed. How about a simple Y/N?
And WHY when I try to alt this the result looks like approve of the guy. So it’s in plain text in the attached post

Me, in pink and black, hanging upside down in the Tarot card “Hanged Man” pose. One of my legs is bent, my hands are tied behind my back. I am clearly enjoying myself.

Admire my restraint.

There’s nothing humiliating about bondage unless you have a kink for humiliation. Ask me how I know.

Does this make me a hypocrite if I ask people not to post imaginary lit battles between St Terry and that terf in Scotland?

Some guy on FB is whining about Pratchett fan fic. Literallyvfic about St Terry. That was clearly written as somebody’s emotional process. But it’s more important not to squick about things you chose to read and finish.

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Not even blocking advertisers on Instagram & FB. Which I probably spend more than 30 minutes doing, some daze.

Would somebody please explain this to us like we’re two years old? Do I want this filter to pass or do I not want this built to pass? That’s all I want to know I want to be able to spend my money the way I want to spend my money but I can’t read the language of the post so can’t respond.

a candle with purple flowers in front of it and the word ash on the bottom right Alt: A candle in memory of Saint Sir Terry Pratchett with purple flowers trying to be lilacs.

GNU TERRY PRATCHETT
3/11/15

In 4th grade I was told (by 4th grade boys) “You can’t BE on Batman. There are no girls in Batman”
Yes there are. The villain always has a hot, toxic lady friend.
Also, Batgirl? She WAS on the show.

When did your obsession with hot toxic women begin?

I don’t particularly
have an obsession for hot, toxic women but I’ve been called both.
I mean, I really like her better as Morticia, but Morticia is not toxic, and Marsha Queen of Diamonds is about as hot & toxic as you can get in 1966. I was 10

I’m older but I’m not military because the Marines said I had to be a girl marine but they thought I was a boy when they tried to recruit me in 1974. I’m cis female. I just have a funny name.
I still look pretty good in tight pants for my age.

Aren’t senior officers old?

Swirly line with fins, like floating seaweed

Drew a Ripple
#art #drawing #ripple

What is the settlement? Axios won’t let me read the article without giving the money and I can’t afford to.