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Definitely no unsolicited DMs!🚫 Liverpool F.C. Supporter. #YNWA Manly Warringah Sea Eagles NRL Devout Atheist. #NoDickheads Dirty Lefty I come from a land downunder🎢 Living on stolen land. Living on Wangaaypuwan (Wongaibon) and Wiradjuri land πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡©πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³πŸ¦ΎπŸ‰

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ABC Verify uncovers fake Facebook accounts spreading falsehoods.

Nooooooo ABC. Really. Would never have guessed. Bunch of morons.

11.03.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tony Abbott cuddling a cat.
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11.03.2026 01:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He had people arrested. And people committed suicide over it. The lnp never face consequences.

11.03.2026 01:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ING bank forced to reimburse woman who lost savings to a scammer.

11.03.2026 01:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bullshit. He was culpable.

11.03.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Any other Americans want to sue us for using a name.
You bunch of arrogant tossers.
Thats twice now. The other was Kylie Jenner suing Kylie Minogue.
You Americans really try it on don't you.

11.03.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She was Kylie long before that one was.

11.03.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Israel needs to be bombed. Simple as that.

11.03.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Australian designer, Katie Perry, wins court case.
Suck shit Katy Perry. You can't patent your name. Never did like you.

11.03.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Robodebt probe clears former PM, finds two people engaged in corrupt conduct Two people investigated over the so-called "Robodebt" scheme have been found to have engaged in serious corrupt conduct, while four others, including former prime minister Scott Morrison, have been cl...

NACC Robodebt investigation finds two people engaged in serious corrupt conduct
ABC News Australia.

This is complete bullshit.
IT WAS HIS IDEA!
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03...

11.03.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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Live: Matt Canavan elected Nationals leader The Nationals have elected Matt Canavan as their new leader, with Darren Chester elected deputy leader following the resignation of David Littleproud. Follow live.

Afternoon all!
Matt Canavan elected Nationals leader
ABC News Australia.

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www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03...

11.03.2026 01:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm done. I'm going ti bed. Catch you guys later.

10.03.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Texas - I Don't Want A Lover (Official 1989 Music Video)
Texas - I Don't Want A Lover (Official 1989 Music Video) YouTube video by Texas

Texas

I Don't Want A Lover
youtube.com/watch?v=KHLc...

10.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Texas - I Don't Want A Lover (Official 1989 Music Video)
Texas - I Don't Want A Lover (Official 1989 Music Video) YouTube video by Texas

Texas

I Don't Want A Lover
youtube.com/watch?v=KHLc...

10.03.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Screen shot of lyrics by Texas.
I Don't Want A lover

Screen shot of lyrics by Texas. I Don't Want A lover

10.03.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Chrissy Amphlett. Chrissy was every Australians boys dream.

10.03.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

REPEAT!🎢🎢🎢🎢🎢

10.03.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

REPEAT!🎢🎢🎢🎢

10.03.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

REPEAT!🎢🎢🎢

10.03.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

REPEAT!🎢🎢

10.03.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watch the Australian singer, Chrissy Amphlett.

10.03.2026 15:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

REPEAT!🎢

10.03.2026 15:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love you guys. But my radar has always been a bit wrong. I can never tell.

10.03.2026 15:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I touch myself, I touch myself
(When I think about you) I touch myself, I touch myself
(I don't want anybody else) I touch myself, I touch myself
(When I think about you I touch myself) I honestly do, I touch myself
(I don't want anybody else) I touch myself, I touch myself
🎢

10.03.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ah-ah-oh, I don't want anybody else
Oh-no, oh-no, oh-no
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ah-ah-oh, I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself, I touch myself
🎢

10.03.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

'Cause I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ah-ah-oh, I don't want anybody else
Oh-no, oh-no, oh-no, yeah
I love myself, I want you to love me
When I feel down I want you above me
I search myself, I want you to find me
I forget myself, I want you to remind me
🎢

10.03.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I close my eyes and see you before me
Think I would die if you were to ignore me
A fool could see just how much I adore you
I'd get down on my knees, I'd do anything for you
🎢

10.03.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You're the one who makes me come runnin'
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughin'
I wanna make you mine
🎢

10.03.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love myself, I want you to love me
When I feel down I want you above me
I search myself, I want you to find me
I forget myself, I want you to remind me
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ah-ah-oh, I don't want anybody else
Oh-no, oh-no, oh-no
🎢

10.03.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Divinyls - I Touch Myself (Official Music Video)
Divinyls - I Touch Myself (Official Music Video) YouTube video by DivinylsVEVO

Divinyls

I Touch Myself
youtube.com/watch?v=wv-3...

10.03.2026 14:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 6