Kevan's Avatar

Kevan

@kevanm

The leotarded king of the insane

78
Followers
93
Following
1,532
Posts
14.08.2024
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by Kevan @kevanm

That’s offensive! What’s so wrong with “DESIST being rude you cunt”? Manners cost nothing.

10.03.2026 18:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Post image

On your marks….

10.03.2026 10:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Image posted by MMU Visual Resources Centre to their Flickr page in 2011

https://www.flickr.com/photos/mmuvisualresources/5552325993/in/photolist-9sD85v-9EoXm5-bk8G5o

Image posted by MMU Visual Resources Centre to their Flickr page in 2011 https://www.flickr.com/photos/mmuvisualresources/5552325993/in/photolist-9sD85v-9EoXm5-bk8G5o

I don't suppose any of my followers have access to the MMU (Manchester Metropolitan University) Visual Resources Centre, do they? The Centre has a slide that, if rescanned in high-res, could relieve my obsession. When I last asked, they couldn't find it.
But it *must* be there somewhere, right?

09.03.2026 13:06 👍 21 🔁 19 💬 6 📌 1
Post image Post image

Trivia point: “Litter Bug” was a term derived from jitterbug. Ads on NYC transit.

09.03.2026 13:18 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
POTHOLES: It seems a pity that road surveyors have annexed the word pothole to denote the small dints made in our roads by motor-cars, for the word has long been in use in a far more classic way. All round the base of Ingleborough there are mighty pits, apparently bottomless, that have been worn out of the rock by the action of the water extending over hundreds of years. These, and these alone, are potholes, many of them known by some distinguishing name in addition. The greatest of all is the huge chasm of Gaping Ghyll, situated on the southern slope of Ingleborough. Why not call the holes in our roads "motor holes," for to the motor alone is their evil presence due.

POTHOLES: It seems a pity that road surveyors have annexed the word pothole to denote the small dints made in our roads by motor-cars, for the word has long been in use in a far more classic way. All round the base of Ingleborough there are mighty pits, apparently bottomless, that have been worn out of the rock by the action of the water extending over hundreds of years. These, and these alone, are potholes, many of them known by some distinguishing name in addition. The greatest of all is the huge chasm of Gaping Ghyll, situated on the southern slope of Ingleborough. Why not call the holes in our roads "motor holes," for to the motor alone is their evil presence due.

Don’t call them “potholes,” call them “motor holes,” says @cyclinguk.bsky.social editorial in CTC Gazette, Feb 1917.

26.02.2026 10:59 👍 24 🔁 14 💬 4 📌 1

Actually, the Eliza & descendants impact works on the same principal as the much simpler “Elephants from Denmark” mind reading trick, or even a card force, where the participant is unaware that they’re being steered. I wonder if we’re able to adjust our instinct for trust without losing empathy.

09.03.2026 10:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Post image

The past is a different country, they did photography different there

08.03.2026 12:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Post image

Snickers, get off the cat!

Cat? What cat?

06.03.2026 15:51 👍 13143 🔁 1223 💬 387 📌 82

Genuinely saw them at the Bull & Gate circa ‘89. Every song started with an interesting intro before descending into yet another attempt at Tomorrow Never Knows.

06.03.2026 21:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I once remanded a dog for general naughtiness, & a little girl asked her father “daddy, why did he call the dog “young man!”?”

06.03.2026 14:09 👍 16 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

So Philip Glass just joined TikTok. He only has like 4 posts and they’re simply him in what I assume is his living room playing the piano. First comment on one I saw was “your piano is too close to the fireplace, you’ll dry it out” and if that’s not the internet in a nutshell I don’t know what is.

06.03.2026 03:10 👍 4512 🔁 846 💬 55 📌 57
Preview
Michael Sheen Michael Sheen Glare GIF ALT: Michael Sheen Michael Sheen Glare GIF

All the spurs fans on the TL

05.03.2026 21:09 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

Hymns underestimated as an influence because considered unhip to admit: discuss

05.03.2026 18:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Post image

She’ll probably get round the slalom bit OK, but I fear her chances over the jumps, & they may need a team on hand to extricate her from the little tunnel.

05.03.2026 15:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This really made me laugh. Bravo

05.03.2026 14:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We made our own entertainment

05.03.2026 14:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Video thumbnail

Wow! Not what you would have expected to see out of the office window in Southern England a few years ago. Adult White-tailed Eagle and 2 Common Crane circling together over the Piddle Valley late morning @dorsetbirdclub.bsky.social @birdguides.bsky.social

05.03.2026 12:05 👍 82 🔁 17 💬 2 📌 1

Which would explain the death of so many black troops

04.03.2026 23:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can remember when Vietnam was a “police action”

04.03.2026 23:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Post image

The Thing; Wood Green

04.03.2026 22:55 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Post image

Wood Green Tonight

04.03.2026 22:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Come on, dude would faint at the sight of tomato ketchup.

04.03.2026 19:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

To be fair to Lula, she used up all her woofs in this one incident, & has barely ever barked since

04.03.2026 15:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Video thumbnail

Imagine living next to this (like my neighbours)

04.03.2026 15:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Video thumbnail

Politely fried tf outta my man

03.03.2026 21:40 👍 1068 🔁 275 💬 26 📌 81

A favourite , related to me by a pal in NYC was graffiti including the inspired “m*therfucker”.

03.03.2026 18:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Preview
Telegraph censured for fabricated story of banker’s struggle to pay school fees Watchdog upholds complaint it breached code with article about impact of VAT on a family that did not exist The Telegraph has been reprimanded by a press standards watchdog after it published an entirely fabricated story about a wealthy banker complaining of the impact of school fee increases. Ian Fraser, a freelance journalist and author, complained to the Independent Press Standards Organisation (Ipso) that the Telegraph had breached the editors’ code of practice in an article headlined: “We earn £345k, but soaring private school fees mean we can’t go on five holidays.” Continue reading...

Telegraph censured for fabricated story of banker’s struggle to pay school fees

03.03.2026 15:59 👍 124 🔁 44 💬 9 📌 6

Hold out for a rent free flat ABOVE that book store before you sign

03.03.2026 14:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Post image

Badge of Honour! The Daily Telegraph HATES my book, FIVE EVIL WOMEN. They think prison works & 'bad people' should be locked up for ever. They did not like my anti-carceral feminism & belief in rehabilitation. Thrilled! @reaktionbooks.bsky.social @slamble1.bsky.social @elenaloizidou.bsky.social

03.03.2026 12:37 👍 31 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 0

I wish. I wonder about the horror of the Real Kids fan who faced the trepidation of wondering if they'd been sold a Suicide album in error.

02.03.2026 17:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0