Sheffield

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Did you say burger king!

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😂

St Patrick’s

Translation: prepare to stand in line behind 200 Deloitte consultants wearing novelty shamrock glasses.

New gif just dropped.

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Trump Porn

Trump post about bombing.

Nothing says “things are under control” like a 200-word paragraph about bombing everything.

It’s memorialized as a gif now.

McGowan: You're saying 46 Americans died, so we should attack this country. Here at home, 68,000 Americans die a year because they don't have health insurance. So, if we're going to spend billions of dollars on something…

ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY! 🖕🏼😎🖕🏼😎🖕🏼😎🖕🏼

How pathetic and disgusting our government has become 😒

Gus Gus was having fun last night with his Momma…🤣🤣🤣

Dear Instacart, Yes, I ordered ice cream and wine one time. That was a mood, not a pattern. Don’t label me like that.

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Yes, would fit right in

I love elves so I don't want to be too harsh towards Mike Johnson but he’s the worst Speaker in a long line of awful Republican speakers and that includes Dennis Hastert and Newt Gingrich.

Me: "May I have two scoops of cookie dough please?"
Waiter: "Yes, you wanna spoon?"
Me: "Sure, what time do you get off?"

If a tanning bed and an angry cotton candy machine had a baby.

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...and Pinoit

Uber driver: “Do you mind if I put some music on?”
Me: “Not at all.”
Uber driver: “Kiss okay?”
Me: “Let’s listen to a little music first and then see how we feel.”

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Well...Sundae...is kind of brand like

Daughter: “Ask your Bluesky friends why you never meet any guys you like.”
Me: “That could hurt my brand.”
Daughter: “You think you have a brand? No wonder you’re single.”

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Her head

Alcoholism is a no-shit not-funny disease.

Holly M. Berkowitz (@hollymberkowitz)

substack.com/@hollymberko...

No matter what happens…

Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.

Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.

Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.

No matter what.