Doris Pringle Salahari-Brule (hairdo chump)

My stupid fucking chem notes on which I drew the kool aid man

Getting my education

Major 😕

I just saw a license plate holder that said "happiness is biting my parrot back"

Hahahahah. I feel okay with this. Honestly. 😻

I love ye

It's also entirely possible I'm just getting old and shitty, I guess.

Man if im not in perimenopause I dont know what the fuck is going on with my body. My joints are killing me. I can barely work a typical day without being hobbled at the end of it. And im always hot but im having what can only be described as micro hot flashes. Its so stupid.

I love Wemby so much 🥲🩷

Two donkeys await snacks over a fence. One is chocolate brown with a black snoot and one is chocolate brown with a grey snoot. They are mostly good boys.

BAD! The brown one was in a tizzy because he ate all the snacks I brought so he started swinging the bucket I was shoveling his poop into around by the rope handle. He's truly naughty! But I still love him 😭🥲 The other one is an angel and would NEVER

Im sorry you're feeling like ass

Doris and Pete sit at the bar in a fancy hotel. Pete has a Houson hat on and Doris has a Spurs jersey on

The Spurs won, much to Pete's chagrin.

😹😹 Damar Hamlin, famed Buffalo Bills safety!

Lmao. Yes.

Im at the Spurs Rockets game in San Antonio and fucking D Ham is here!!! GO BILLS

INVENTOR OF THE AUTOMOBILE: *trying to skooch a chair down the street* this sucks

This is......grounds....for divorce??? I'm so sorry y'all. Where is @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com when you need him?!

Its daylight savings, I have to ve at work at 9 am, and my husband didn't set up the coffee last night.

The paralympics is fucking cool.

AH DO COCAINE!!!!

Is it not the perfect nickname for his raggedy ass?

Brook Lopez get a haircut for the love of God. Scroungiest player since Kevin Uncle Catfish Durant

a baseball player for the astros is smiling while standing on the field Alt: a baseball player for the astros is smiling while standing on the field

Hes real!

Astros but please take good care of him 😭💔

My husband got me a Framber Valdez jersey 🥲🩷

Wiggins Hair Shop: Three Strands Free or your money back!

This sounds bonkers and delicious

🤮🤮🤮 even if it is wig hair.

Yes

Man bummer day for treats at the supermarket 😕

Hell yes