vanya

land of the buy one get one free

steak flavored lacroix

travis scott headlining coachella is like if they gave alec baldwin a reality show except they did do that they did both of those things

i would return

my mind is trapped in an albatross

my adult film name is hermann shuttlecock

it's riley's world and we're living in it

Like if you think
RT if you am

poseidon controls piss too

real good

yea

zoo world

would u eat this

he was removed from "who was president in 2022/2023/2024" searches; the tiles thing on its own has happened before with actors but i refuse to believe that a search engine with an integrated AI couldn't tell me who was president in 2022

most people have already covered how biden was briefly missing from the "presidents" search on google n if it were that alone you could call it a glitch but no one else is talking about how he was omitted from other results as well and i refuse to believe this was an accident of a few lines of code

granpa vanya

letterboxd is the only thing he didn't remove me on during The Purge but he hasn't used it in four years :(

i apologize. i was mistaken.

simpler times

horse

one billion dollars

he's pwrfect

dont care

Cronc photoshopped onto panting(?) stolen off of google images

An idea is the lightning strike fired out of a storm of thought

why u frowning frog boy? why u sad? smile, lil frog boy. tomorrow's a brand new day!

classic poast

Wow son thats a gorgeous little dance youre doing. God damn boy! Damn... Little dance hes doing looks good right hun? Cute little dance to entertain during dinner. God damnit

for thanksgiving i'm thankful for beer and the beer im drgonna dirnk after this one

yumpin my gumbo

on set with this 40 yr old christian dude who's been saying crazy shit. today he told a whole car of ppl that men his age need to be dating 20 yr old women because they're capable of bearing many children. no one responded so i just opened my phone to this image and showed it to the girl next to me