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Downtrodden Danish inva-communist, dockworker with a degree, and voluntary comedian.

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Pete Hegseth: “The only thing prohibiting transit in [the Strait of Hormuz] right now is Iran shooting at shipping. It is open for transit should Iran not do that.”

What a fucking idiot.

13.03.2026 13:18 👍 2819 🔁 610 💬 415 📌 193
Super Lesbian Animal RPG has a "wokeometer rating" of 10

Super Lesbian Animal RPG has a "wokeometer rating" of 10

hell yes a perfect 10/10 on the wokeometer. this is an honor. do they send me a trophy or

14.03.2026 07:37 👍 1552 🔁 392 💬 33 📌 0
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Make porn expensive again The social consequences of pornography are becoming too nasty to ignore

"Make Porn Expensive Again" is part of a long tradition — from the Catholic Church to Jeffrey Epstein — of separate sexual ethics for the elite.

Stunning, though I guess not shocking, to see it rise again.

12.03.2026 19:01 👍 238 🔁 87 💬 14 📌 7
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Wow I can really see why it’s so important to stay on twitter

13.03.2026 02:33 👍 2484 🔁 419 💬 2 📌 44

what the fuck is going on in Sam Altman’s head

13.03.2026 01:03 👍 4753 🔁 1164 💬 52 📌 12

The political culture of the contemporary GOP is indistinguishable from that of the school shooter community

12.03.2026 21:37 👍 4266 🔁 1021 💬 90 📌 34

Ok but which part of the Bible because I could stand to see some Pharoahs drown

12.03.2026 22:45 👍 956 🔁 67 💬 29 📌 1

I would argue that the fact that Donald Trump is not in jail for raping little girls with Epstein is more responsible for the normalization of pedophilia than every “problematic drawing” that has ever existed on the internet combined.

12.03.2026 19:51 👍 1521 🔁 544 💬 14 📌 3

Sodomizing a Palestinian prisoner with a knife on camera is apparently legal in Israel

12.03.2026 15:55 👍 2392 🔁 832 💬 37 📌 35
Roll Safe Meme: British filmmaker and actor Kayode Ewumi pointing at his head

Roll Safe Meme: British filmmaker and actor Kayode Ewumi pointing at his head

Me playing a DnD character with bad memory from years of thumps to the head and fantasy weed smonkin to account for my poor note taking as a player

05.11.2025 23:53 👍 101 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0

the format is that every nominally left/liberal journalist joins their conservative comrades in forensically raking through the bins of every leftist who briefly becomes popular, in return every right-wing journalist will ... "not do that to our side, god no, why would we, are you stupid?"

12.03.2026 09:58 👍 78 🔁 27 💬 3 📌 0

It's about addictive game design (yess!!) And predatory monetization (fuck yessss!!)

12.03.2026 10:04 👍 1551 🔁 413 💬 9 📌 2

Sums up AI nicely: ‘Half-baked’ tools and ‘more work for everyone’

12.03.2026 10:27 👍 24 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 1

Gonna once again point out that everyone has carried around a rectangle containing infinite pornography for the past decade minimum and society didn't dissolve so miss me with any weepy handwringing about smut.

11.03.2026 02:21 👍 2945 🔁 1037 💬 1 📌 13

There is a certain grim satisfaction in seeing fascists foiled by literal geography because the world does not care about their manly macho posturing and the Strait of Hormuz is the Strait of Hormuz.

Feel like there's some parallels to be drawn here with climate change too.

12.03.2026 09:59 👍 138 🔁 35 💬 2 📌 0
nigel farage tweet:

The Bank of England is replacing Winston Churchill with a picture of a beaver on our bank notes.
This is the definition of woke.

nigel farage tweet: The Bank of England is replacing Winston Churchill with a picture of a beaver on our bank notes. This is the definition of woke.

i, for one, am delighted that we finally have a definition of “woke”

12.03.2026 08:23 👍 8851 🔁 1559 💬 422 📌 318

Reading these accounts of just straight up physical and psychological abuse at Noma, the big like New Nordic Cuisine 3 star restaurant and it's fucking HARROWING. It reads like an account of people being tortured in a regime prison, just Hideous shit

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

12.03.2026 07:18 👍 193 🔁 34 💬 12 📌 2

Today the EU Parliament said NO. ❌

Voluntary scanning by Outlook, Gmail, LinkedIn, etc. might come to an end on April 6 in the EU. Keep pushing everyone! 👏🥳

11.03.2026 17:15 👍 709 🔁 405 💬 4 📌 7
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*Leon casually suplexing a 60 year old man*
"Guess that's The Last of Him."
The Seinen Hero @TheHeroOfSeinen • 2d
Who'd win in a fight

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Kal @Kaldruen Follow *Leon casually suplexing a 60 year old man* "Guess that's The Last of Him." The Seinen Hero @TheHeroOfSeinen • 2d Who'd win in a fight :

11.03.2026 13:24 👍 9481 🔁 2431 💬 77 📌 63
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Økonomer punkterer LA-argument om norsk formueskat LA hævder, at Norges forhøjelse af formueskat har kostet staten milliarder, men påstanden afvises af flere økonomer.

Liberal Alliance hævder, at Norges forhøjelse af formueskatten har kostet staten milliarder, fordi velhavende er flyttet ud af landet. Økonomer afviser påstanden og peger på, at statens indtægter fra formueskatten er steget.
arbejderen.dk/indland/oeko...

11.03.2026 11:37 👍 5 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

I really do think my stock answer to Puritan bullshit nowadays does have to be “get a job” from now on. Adults sometimes need kink porn that hits their autistic special interests just right to cope with the world nowadays. Deal with it.

11.03.2026 08:53 👍 143 🔁 29 💬 7 📌 2

When people say Lynchian or whatever it's always the strobe lights and the surrealism and the whooshing ambient dread, and never that scene in Twin Peaks when Ben and Jerry excitedly eat too much bread and deliver their dialogue through gobs of gluten

10.03.2026 15:03 👍 509 🔁 79 💬 15 📌 18

worth reading the thread, wherein we learn that capcom are totally willing to include AI protections in the contract... but hey buddy, what if they need to break that contract someday? we cant have the union suing us!!

10.03.2026 17:27 👍 274 🔁 132 💬 3 📌 0
A broken, blue heart

A broken, blue heart

With a broken Blue Bomber heart, I am no longer the voice of Mega Man.

I was asked to return for Mega Man: Dual Override, but only on the condition I work without the protections of a union contract.

10.03.2026 16:58 👍 13773 🔁 3235 💬 407 📌 353

Didn't Resident Evil 2 already do this?

10.03.2026 17:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"De ønsker alle sammen som minimum at undersøge, hvordan en essentiel app som MitID kan komme til at fungere på en eller flere alternative platforme."

Fint men... Det skal ikke bare undersøges. Det skal gøres.

#dktech #fv26 #dkpol

10.03.2026 13:12 👍 11 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 0

Stuff like this is why we need to stand firm against any policy that would require ID/legal name for social media. This could happen anywhere, but even one country requiring it means it is often implemented platform wide and can harm those in other countries.

10.03.2026 10:16 👍 20 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0

Man.

The world fucking is on fire.

So go be as corny and cringe as you wanna be without hurting people.

Live whats left of your only life.

If you can’t be free in your body at least go be free in your mind and soul.

Fuck the haters.

10.03.2026 00:42 👍 4099 🔁 1395 💬 17 📌 20

I've used this metaphor a few times, but there's a bit in Stephen King's "It" where a guy starts a bar that accidentally becomes the town's gay bar and at first he's annoyed but eventually he adjusts and goes "I guess that's my clientele."

Bluesky did not take that step with its user base.

09.03.2026 23:13 👍 99 🔁 15 💬 2 📌 0