The Lady of the Cake

Yay!!!

Ugh im sorry i have pulled one of those either 😭

Same unfortunately. Why are we like this ugh

I slept!

😳 okie im really going (ty 🖤)

Suicide Squad. I was fuming FUMING. I've seen some awful movies but that was the first one I've ever seen where I nearly went to get my money back

Ahh for real! I was so underwhelmed!

sometimes my friends have to make me go to bed 🤷‍♀️. Occasionally i even get a good girl out of it

🥺 okie

Can someone send me to bed please

The secret to perfect pasta with Marco Pierre White | Meet your Maestro | BBC Maestro YouTube video by BBC Maestro

I need him to teach me how to do everything.

@spacetwinks doctor: treatment is simple. go see orville, very funny clown pagliacci: what about pagliacci? doctor: pagliacci? man i could not name a more suckass clown pagliacci: doctor: just downright dogshit of a clown

🫠

Taking a bath and I look over. My genius cat is standing in the toilet...four paws in the bowl. She's staring at me like it's my fault.

Good. Def good. It never ever happens

(Honestly if you can make me feel small i will weep lmao)

Does it tho? Shortness

Last time i checked i was 6'1" short stuff. Granted that was like five years ago so maybe I'm one of the lucky ones that got shorter or whatever lol

Jjk is so gorgeous

Can we take turns on the last thing 🥺. Also im probably taller, short stuff

I dont know what this show is but because im petty it sounds awful👅

Im right youre wrong nerds *runs away*

Taking a bath and I look over. My genius cat is standing in the toilet...four paws in the bowl. She's staring at me like it's my fault.

Name three things gaying on rn for you?

This is what tyranny has robbed from you babes

Hey so this is important. Amazon is removing ALL erotica and new queer books from its Amazon associates program, which seems to be a first step towards delisting these books a la itchio.

This includes my book, your books, and the books you like to buy.

This is bad news, and we can expect worse

Good luck my dear

Yes yes that would be amazing

I dont want dubbed anime. I want supercuts that remove the opening recap, intro and closing credits then stitch together two or three episodes at a time

Heres the thing you can always turn it around