Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop)

Home Office refuses to exempt exceptional students from tough immigration rules Exclusive: Foreign secretary Yvette Cooper concerned about student visa ban on female Chevening scholars from volatile countries such as Afghanistan

We really are getting to the point where the current occupant of the role of Home Secretary is no better than her appalling predecessors of the last 14+ years.

Yet another grinning horror.

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

This is fabulous work from @biggreenbooks.bsky.social and @luluallison.bsky.social 👏 -->

front cover of Lulu's book "Salt Lick"

Inside, Lulu, has signed the book, and there's also a red and blue print of a cow, with the words "luck" printed underneath.

EXCLUSIVE BOOK NEWS!

The awesome Lulu Allison @luluallison.bsky.social has sent me SIGNED copies of Salt Lick!

Yeah, that's right.

And not only that.

Lulu has produced these superb cow prints, which i'll be giving away with each book.

www.biggreenbookshop.com/stuff-you-mi...

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She went of her own accord.

“No, Sir, it won’t put any lead in your pencil…”

“Officer, I only dropped my Zippo - it wasn’t on purpose…”

I don’t like his hair.

Bad, evil person’s hair.

“In defense of my arrest for a double murder…”

All that experience, and the haircut of a dotard.

It's now blatant and open. A wannabe theocracy trying to topple an actual theocracy.

😳

It'd be great to read the quote from Aaron Rupar that said
"And this is what I, personally, did to help sort this shit out"

But I suspect we might be waiting a while for that one.

**** Me, It's this ****ing ****er again.
Spouting his utter ******** again, with this slimy fizzog gurning into the ******* camera like the utter **** he is.

The massive ******* ****.

Sure thing, petal. Xx

This is where a jeweller's hammer (or a bolt-gun) comes in handy.

I knew it. I ruddy well knew it - it was *you* all along!

Jesus Fucking Christ, Sam!!! - Where do you find these clowns?

Certainly up for the 'Ugliest Band In The World' award.

Oh, that one's a bit special.

Illustration of the Toast Rack building in Manchester

New in - The Toast Rack.

The Hollings Building is a Manchester brutalist icon and now you can have it on your wall.
Available as a print and a greeting card.

www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/brutalist-co...

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Oh lordy, this takes me back to 1989 and writing (very badly) a random number generator in SuperCalc on an Apricot F1.

I'm not sure I've recovered.

...and that's a mental image I'm not sure I needed 😂

So, has everyone "won" their day today?

Have you "won" it completely?

Or have you "won" enough?

This deserves a place in the top 10, at the very least:

@localnotail.bsky.social Is it something I said? :(

Y'see, this is the point where I have to smile supportively and wish you the best outcome, as I have literally *no* clue.

Which I shall now do, my good sir.