Sorry, you're not going to convince me that Kharg island is a real place. Kharg is very obviously a fat green angry reptilian villain from a 90s children's cartoon and Kharg Island is his lair where he regularly and predictably plots the destruction of the Epic Powerup Squad every Saturday morning.
14.03.2026 08:04
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"maybe I just wanna fly, wanna live I don't wanna die" as the millennial curlew might put it
12.03.2026 19:36
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They're good dogs, Brent
12.03.2026 19:09
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ok so hear me out, what if, but, like, in the Gulf
12.03.2026 11:30
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idea for fiscal stimulus for Portuguese economy, hear me out
12.03.2026 10:46
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Gnasher giving UK Dennis heavy death-stares
Even Gnasher is tired of his BS at this point
12.03.2026 10:11
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I loved this comparison of the two Menaces.
12.03.2026 09:38
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Not sure what you're trying to achieve on Bluesky with this sort of thing, my guy. Stick to X and you never know, a few reply-bots might be on board with this.
12.03.2026 09:00
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Steve Backshall
That's Steve Backshall, isn't it?
12.03.2026 08:36
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Good point. I also did this for UK petrol prices a few weeks ago: bsky.app/profile/drad...
12.03.2026 08:31
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this reply has nailed it imho
bsky.app/profile/djba...
12.03.2026 08:28
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xkcd.com/257
11.03.2026 12:37
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a bunch of badgers are dancing in a field
Alt: I mean I had to really
There is something inherently amusing about the phrase "Winston Churchill to be replaced by badgers" to be fair
11.03.2026 12:35
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My favourite geographic etymology is that the Bosphorus is Greek for Oxford
10.03.2026 19:30
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Or Hurlford (East Ayrshire) depending on who you ask π
10.03.2026 19:28
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IS TONTY BLAIR BEHIND THIS
today's squaredle:
10.03.2026 18:20
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2.75%
AER/2.72% gross variable monthly on balances from Β£1 for the whole year if 3 or less withdrawals are made in the 12 months after opening the account
Withdrawals
Unlimited
You will get a higher interest rate if you make 3 or less withdrawals in the 12 months from opening the account.
I have highlighted both instances of "3 or less"
Got this from Lloyds Bank the other day and it made me want to gouge my own eyes out.
09.03.2026 16:59
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Quick reminder that in real terms, petrol prices have recently been cheaper than they've been for decades, and that 140p/l is actually comically cheap compared to what it was in (say) early 2010s or the 2022 spike
bsky.app/profile/drad...
09.03.2026 16:54
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Completely unrelated but this is also how I feel about "the reopening of Snow Hill Tunnel in the 1980s to reinstate a cross-city passenger rail network after decades of run down and neglect"
09.03.2026 15:46
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#Edinburgh Airport just now. Three Chinook helicopters overhead. No drones or missiles as far as I can tell!
09.03.2026 10:30
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Oh God. My eyes.
09.03.2026 10:16
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micro sim β
nano sim β
GIGA SIM β
07.03.2026 08:34
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(banana splits tune) "na na na, na nana na, na na na, I'm a big girl" also lives rent free in my head thanks to my then-teenage sense of humour
06.03.2026 20:22
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This dislodged an old, old memory from Never Mind The Buzzcocks probably closer to Kate Bush than the present day. Bluesky at its best.
06.03.2026 20:18
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I still remember your excellent explainer on this from back in the day! web.archive.org/web/20040803...
05.03.2026 18:54
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A picture of PEW poll on global attitude survey, saying the % who rate the morality and ethics of people in their country as good vs bad, where the US has the worst rankings and Canada the best
Americans: we live in a fallen stateβembroiled by sin, cheating, lying, and evil. You cannot trust anyone, not even those who claim to know you best
Canadians: I love my neighbors and my friends!
05.03.2026 16:09
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This is a good analogy. Very useful in carefully controlled settings for specific usages, but unfortunately being widely inserted into everything and used without training or PPE and poisoning a lot of things and people and weβre going to pay a tonne of money to remove it safely in the future
05.03.2026 11:26
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? the math is not mathing here
05.03.2026 12:54
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