Chris

Bring him inside!

He gone

Alan Greene, you are on the clock

today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason

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Jeff Capel:

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I want this kind of sendoff for Jeff Capel today

Former #Pitt quarterback Kenny Pickett is a Panther once again, signing with the Carolina Panthers for a one-year deal, according to Adam Schefter of ESPN

Marks the fifth team in five seasons for the 2022 First Round Pick by the Steelers

Baby that’s a fact

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“PITT—SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!”

I feel like I’m William Wallace being racked

Pitt basketball will just not die

An homage to a panel from the Achewood web comic. Phillipe, a young and eager otter, who is wearing a shirt and tie and a helmet for some reason, is happily singing a song to himself as follows: Born... in the USA! I went to school and I got an... A! I ate a hamburger and said hooray! Maybe it will happen today! The final line is obviously my addition. The art was redrawn by me and is not just a copy of the original panel. Done in black lines and halftone shading on a toned paper background. You do not need to trouble Chris Onstad about this.

Good score

I will say i do appreciate how my prediction of “Syracuse basketball will become incredibly pedestrian the moment Boeheim retires” came true

Today is a good day to have Jeff Capel’s last game as Pitt head coach if I do say so myself

Thought that was just us. Not even gonna try and fix it

*eye twitches*

Obama tore down all the playgrounds and we haven’t been the same since

As a bankruptcy attorney…..uh, crap

Uh this will annihilate my career lol

This is insane lol. We could leave the front door open for a week while on vacation and Sid and Mario would be too skittish to take advantage

Pitt College Republicans announce alternative to Bigelow Bash featuring Kid Rock.

Hadn’t thought of that. Would also be an insanely good PR move

Last night’s Pitt was jam packed equally with heart breaking plot lines and yinzeriffic references

Forget Mendoza it’s Kenny time at long last

We caught that too. In fairness the average viewer would be like “what the hell is CCAC”

Being ruled by Ivan fucking Drago over here

An absurdly busy day and of course I miss Cruella Deville getting the ax

If Britney Spears ever manages to put together a hillary duff-ish comeback it will be the greatest comeback in the history of the entertainment industry. Unfortunately I don’t think that’s very likely 😞

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