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Robin Zlotnick

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writer, worrier Pubs: Gone Lawn, X-R-A-Y, Brilliant Flash Fiction, Rejection Letters, Identity Theory, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, The Belladonna, etc. https://robinzlotnick.com/ https://a-sentence.beehiiv.com/

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iambic tetrameter ass stick

24.02.2026 07:14 👍 1869 🔁 355 💬 31 📌 15

I’m really bad at remembering that my entire strength of character is not hinged on whether or not I can palm all my newly washed pairs of socks in one hand to make it to the drawer in a single trip

21.02.2026 21:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the foliage is gorg and the lake swimming is lovely, but when i'm driving around and it's gray and foggy and raining and the trees are bare and spindly and there are still two feet of snow on the ground i'm like THIS is new england

18.02.2026 18:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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DOG AT THE OLYMPICS
FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

18.02.2026 13:26 👍 19682 🔁 5923 💬 502 📌 1141

Oh man, Tom Noonan was very good at what he did and was always magnetic on screen, often in a deliciously creepy way.

18.02.2026 12:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

sure the world is on fire but at least my personal life is also on fire and merging with the world fire into one very big fire

18.02.2026 04:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

one of those things you need to watch if for no other reason than the trump administration doesn't want you to:

17.02.2026 15:19 👍 1086 🔁 301 💬 14 📌 12

hiring someone whose full-time role is to write AI prompts and tweak AI-written articles seems like it would require just as many resources as having your reporter just...write the story. i truly don't understand. this doesn't seem more efficient at all AND of course the end product will be lacking.

16.02.2026 14:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

I hope lots of new people discover Search Party now that it's on Netflix!!!! I had nothing to do with making that show but I like it so much!

09.02.2026 23:46 👍 261 🔁 8 💬 14 📌 5

it's MADDENING

09.02.2026 23:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bad bunny is verrrrrrrrry good at making his detractors look like absolute fucking morons by displaying unabashed and uncomplicated love and joy and it is delightful to watch!

09.02.2026 01:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Donate to We Lost Everything to a Fire. Help My Family Rebuild., organized by Chloe Clark On January 24th, our childhood home burned down. Our parents lost 50… Chloe Clark needs your support for We Lost Everything to a Fire. Help My Family Rebuild.

On January 24th, my parents home burned down. They and my disabled brother escaped with only minor burns but they lost everything they've ever had.

I'm running a GoFundMe to help them recover and rebuild. I would be deeply grateful for any donations but also for any shares!

01.02.2026 23:17 👍 196 🔁 241 💬 28 📌 21

Two powerhouses!!!! 😍🎉

01.02.2026 12:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

The people have SPOKEN!!!

And the winners of the people's prize are @gilloshaughnessy.bsky.social and J.M.C. Kane.

Congratulations!!!

Links to their brilliant micros below 👇

01.02.2026 12:06 👍 37 🔁 7 💬 8 📌 4

Stunning and sad, beautiful and heartbreaking. Whew!

31.01.2026 13:01 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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August 4, 2020 | MattKendrick.co.uk

FIRST PLACE in the Welkin Writing Prize 2026, "August 4, 2020" by Yara Zgheib. A swirling evocation of destruction and chaos juxtaposed with the haunting beauty of music:

www.mattkendrick.co.uk/welkin-stori...

31.01.2026 12:23 👍 43 🔁 8 💬 13 📌 15

Wow, this does so much with language while managing to feel lush and lived-in. Beautiful!

31.01.2026 12:58 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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What Stays Behind | MattKendrick.co.uk

SECOND PLACE in the Welkin Writing Prize 2026, "What Stays Behind" by Muntasir Salman. A powerhouse of a micro with so much buried inside its one hundred words:

www.mattkendrick.co.uk/welkin-stori...

30.01.2026 12:18 👍 43 🔁 12 💬 6 📌 12
Mitch & Mickey - A Kiss At The End Of The Rainbow
Mitch & Mickey - A Kiss At The End Of The Rainbow YouTube video by mayhew7

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30.01.2026 18:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

not catherine o'hara. 2026 can fuck right off

30.01.2026 18:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"The men, they punish." Whew. What a story.

29.01.2026 14:21 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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That Witch, Gopa Devi, She Burn | MattKendrick.co.uk

THIRD PLACE in the Welkin Writing Prize 2026, "That Witch, Gopa Devi, She Burn" by @anibanerjee.bsky.social.
A story that crackles from beginning to end, propulsive and powerful:

www.mattkendrick.co.uk/welkin-stori...

29.01.2026 11:30 👍 35 🔁 8 💬 16 📌 11

It’s definitely making me think……

28.01.2026 23:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Love love love this!!!! So clever and funny and also devastating!

28.01.2026 11:51 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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Time for Tom to Go | MattKendrick.co.uk

HIGHLY COMMENDED in the Welkin Writing Prize 2026, "Time for Tom to Go" by @emilyrinkema.bsky.social. A wonderfully original relationship exploration with so much verve at the level of words:

www.mattkendrick.co.uk/welkin-stori...

28.01.2026 10:42 👍 34 🔁 6 💬 7 📌 11

Wowow this is awesome!!!

28.01.2026 11:48 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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His Girl, Forwards and Backwards | MattKendrick.co.uk

HIGHLY COMMENDED in the Welkin Writing Prize 2026, "His Girl, Forwards and Backwards" by @authorgreene.bsky.social. A stunning use of form which creates multiple ways of reading the story:

www.mattkendrick.co.uk/welkin-stori...

27.01.2026 11:54 👍 19 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 8
27.01.2026 07:00 👍 1282 🔁 382 💬 7 📌 12

Vote for your top 3 shortlisted Welkin Prize entries for the People's Prize!! Mine happens to be on this list, but regardless, do yourself a favor read these crackling, gorgeous works of prose. You won't regret it!

26.01.2026 20:18 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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The Welkin Mini 2026 - PEOPLE'S PRIZE Voting Form Vote for your favourite THREE stories from the Welkin Mini shortlist. You can vote for THREE stories. Each vote must be for a DIFFERENT story otherwise your entire vote won't be counted. Each vote is ...

Now that all the shortlist (barring my winners!) have been published, you can vote for your favourites in the PEOPLE'S PRIZE!!

You've got until the 31st Jan to cast your vote.

Vote for 3 stories.

The 2 stories with the most votes share the crown!!

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

26.01.2026 16:56 👍 27 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 19