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@robinzlotnick
writer, worrier Pubs: Gone Lawn, X-R-A-Y, Brilliant Flash Fiction, Rejection Letters, Identity Theory, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, The Belladonna, etc. https://robinzlotnick.com/ https://a-sentence.beehiiv.com/
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I’m really bad at remembering that my entire strength of character is not hinged on whether or not I can palm all my newly washed pairs of socks in one hand to make it to the drawer in a single trip
the foliage is gorg and the lake swimming is lovely, but when i'm driving around and it's gray and foggy and raining and the trees are bare and spindly and there are still two feet of snow on the ground i'm like THIS is new england
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Oh man, Tom Noonan was very good at what he did and was always magnetic on screen, often in a deliciously creepy way.
sure the world is on fire but at least my personal life is also on fire and merging with the world fire into one very big fire
one of those things you need to watch if for no other reason than the trump administration doesn't want you to:
hiring someone whose full-time role is to write AI prompts and tweak AI-written articles seems like it would require just as many resources as having your reporter just...write the story. i truly don't understand. this doesn't seem more efficient at all AND of course the end product will be lacking.
I hope lots of new people discover Search Party now that it's on Netflix!!!! I had nothing to do with making that show but I like it so much!
it's MADDENING
bad bunny is verrrrrrrrry good at making his detractors look like absolute fucking morons by displaying unabashed and uncomplicated love and joy and it is delightful to watch!
On January 24th, my parents home burned down. They and my disabled brother escaped with only minor burns but they lost everything they've ever had.
I'm running a GoFundMe to help them recover and rebuild. I would be deeply grateful for any donations but also for any shares!
Two powerhouses!!!! 😍🎉
The people have SPOKEN!!!
And the winners of the people's prize are @gilloshaughnessy.bsky.social and J.M.C. Kane.
Congratulations!!!
Links to their brilliant micros below 👇
Stunning and sad, beautiful and heartbreaking. Whew!
FIRST PLACE in the Welkin Writing Prize 2026, "August 4, 2020" by Yara Zgheib. A swirling evocation of destruction and chaos juxtaposed with the haunting beauty of music:
www.mattkendrick.co.uk/welkin-stori...
Wow, this does so much with language while managing to feel lush and lived-in. Beautiful!
SECOND PLACE in the Welkin Writing Prize 2026, "What Stays Behind" by Muntasir Salman. A powerhouse of a micro with so much buried inside its one hundred words:
www.mattkendrick.co.uk/welkin-stori...
not catherine o'hara. 2026 can fuck right off
"The men, they punish." Whew. What a story.
THIRD PLACE in the Welkin Writing Prize 2026, "That Witch, Gopa Devi, She Burn" by @anibanerjee.bsky.social.
A story that crackles from beginning to end, propulsive and powerful:
www.mattkendrick.co.uk/welkin-stori...
It’s definitely making me think……
Love love love this!!!! So clever and funny and also devastating!
HIGHLY COMMENDED in the Welkin Writing Prize 2026, "Time for Tom to Go" by @emilyrinkema.bsky.social. A wonderfully original relationship exploration with so much verve at the level of words:
www.mattkendrick.co.uk/welkin-stori...
Wowow this is awesome!!!
HIGHLY COMMENDED in the Welkin Writing Prize 2026, "His Girl, Forwards and Backwards" by @authorgreene.bsky.social. A stunning use of form which creates multiple ways of reading the story:
www.mattkendrick.co.uk/welkin-stori...
Vote for your top 3 shortlisted Welkin Prize entries for the People's Prize!! Mine happens to be on this list, but regardless, do yourself a favor read these crackling, gorgeous works of prose. You won't regret it!
Now that all the shortlist (barring my winners!) have been published, you can vote for your favourites in the PEOPLE'S PRIZE!!
You've got until the 31st Jan to cast your vote.
Vote for 3 stories.
The 2 stories with the most votes share the crown!!
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