Ludwig von Buzzthoven

I can confirm these taste like corned beef.

Immediately sent this to my fiancé, who is from Wisconsin.

Waffle House has an official poet laureate. For real. The phrase “scattered, smothered, and covered” has a certain poetic ring, so it’s fitting that Waffle House has its own poet laureate.

This is amazing.

25 years I left the Navy, the rank officially named Rear Admiral Lower Half still makes me LOL because my sense of humor never really progressed after the age of 12.

Defunct NASA satellite to crash back to Earth, with a small risk of falling debris The satellite, launched 14 years ago, will make an uncontrolled re-entry Tuesday evening. NASA estimates the risk of harm to anyone on Earth to be "approximately 1 in 4,200."

My fiancé is from Manitwoc, WI where a 20lb piece of one of the Sputniks crashed on a downtown street in 1962.

My office is literally Backrooms.

As an IT professional, I can confirm this isn’t satire.

One weekend project in the books: putting a Purple Martin house together. (Spoiler alert: it was a giant pain in the ass.) #birds #birdsky #purplemartin #birdhouse #project

This isn’t satire.

French Laundry chef again scolds Bay Area town over affordable housing project "I have reached out to every one of you; none of you has reached out to me."

Headline is a bit misleading. Sounds like he’s not against low income housing, it’s that he thinks the current project is too much money and the dorm-style housing they are planning sucks (and doesn’t meet people’s needs).

Really funny that he showed up in chef’s whites, though.

Dodge Challenger Hellcat Clocks 180 MPH On Monroe County Roads A Michigan driver zipped through Monroe County at 180 MPH in a Dodge Challenger Hellcat, earning the state's fastest speeding ticket and a hefty fine while raising eyebrows over his careless explanati...

Congrats to the recipient of the state of Michigan’s largest ever speeding ticket. #carsky #michigan #speeding #ticket #dodge #mopar #hellcat

Art for my cubical. #spinaltap #drummer #drum #money #rock #parody #thisisspinaltap #gimmesomemoney

Stuffed my face with kolache for lunch.

#nowspinning An early pressing of this nice session of electric soul jazz funk from 1970. #jazzsky #jazz #souljazz #funk #bluenote #bluenorerecords #vinyl #records #lp #organ #usedvinyl #oldrecords #hammondb3 #greasy #funky #rarevinyl #vinyladdict #recordcollection

Neil Sedaka, Legendary Singer-Songwriter Behind ‘Breaking Up Is Hard to Do,’ ‘Bad Blood’ and ‘Love Will Keep Us Together,’ Dies at 86 Neil Sedaka, legendary singer-songwriter behind hits like 'Breaking Up Is Hard to Do' 'Bad Blood,' 'Laughter in the Rain' and 'Calendar Girl,' has died. He was 86.

Our long national nightmare is finally over.

I can’t stop laughing at this. #theonion

It’s as if all that money Columbia paid the government to leave them alone didn’t work.

Members of the Pulitzer committee who didn’t vote for this picture can go screw themselves.

This reminds me of my friend Nat, who for years insisted on going in to every Hard Rock Cafe in any city he was vacationing in and buying one of their stupid pins.

Laclede’s Landing is a long suffering portion of downtown St. Louis that passes as a waterfront. Perpetually touristy (there was a Planet Hollywood there years ago), there are now few businesses and lots of lofts. Feels like a ghost town. I took this pic during a recent walk during lunch. #stlouis

Sun Ra: Do The Impossible - About the Documentary | American Masters | PBS Discover the extraordinary life of poet, philosopher and music visionary Sun Ra, who self-produced more than 200 albums.

I cannot recommend the Sun Ra documentary currently running on PBS’ “American Masters” enough. #sunra #jazz #avantgarde #spacejazz #pbs #documentary #jazzsky

It’s still not warm enough here to begin my riding season, but it wouldn’t have mattered anyway since I’m fighting through day 4 of the flu. #motosky #flu #ridingseason #motorcycle #bike #ride

I’m in day 3 of this flu shit. I want to cry.

(2/2) My wish for all of you is to find someone that doesn’t care if you go record shopping on Valentine’s Day then spin some jazz that night. 😎

(1/2) Now Spinning: A French DMM reissue of this from ‘85 that I found in the wild. Until today, this was the one Henderson Blue Note that had eluded me. Super happy to have found this. #bluenote #bluenoterecords #jazz #hardbop #sax #tenorsax #vinyl #records #lp #recordcollection #nowspinning

My beloved home state of Michigan went big.

Actual poll that popped up on the work intranet today:

“In honor of Valentine’s Day, what’s your workplace love language?”

This image randomly popped into my head today.

This is some really good shit.

It’s 65 degrees here right now. Took a long walk at lunch… #stlouis is pretty sometimes. #arch #missouri #stl #stlcity #downtown #lunch #eadsbridge #bridge