Tone

Just got one, they do

Do you think they up charge for pbr at the Kurt vile show

Waiting on the clock only edit

Japanese snow fairy bird 🇯🇵 😃

Bringing my glasses to the club like I might have to read an important legal brief

Girl with bangs: “it’s very different from his original music”

Breakfast is the least visually appealing meal of the day

I have never seen people pay so much attention to a pre-flight safety briefing

Asked a friend how it's going and they responded "bad but I'm used to it" devastating

The best part about union station is the more you paid for your ticket the less seating is available to you #CommradStation

Calm down you’re going to brunch not war

Everyone is sleeping in

Yard werk

Me when I hit 40hr

bro, are the sweet tastes of your victories seriously turning to ashes in your mouth?

Adding Steely Dan tracks to the “slutty workout” shared playlist

I had to put out a small fire at work today

Where is the design account for ppl with small windows, low ceilings, and bad light?

I forgot to bring my emotional support cashews but I am being really brave about it

Y'all really had all the this money the whole time?!

Being an adult means curating your collection of take out containers with intention

“Tax return vacation” is what I call being at work on Saturday when I have to pick up extra shifts to cover my IRS bill

Imagine if we both forgot

Reminder that you have that thing you forgot about in like an hour

Uber arrival time is the opposite of dog years

📍dentist 3/22

Adding personal errands to my bio like I'm going on tour