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I just realized that Grace is in my age range, which means...

#residentevil

requiem version

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

Welcome to Dorley Hall is a good book but impossible to recommend outside of the 1% of readers it's laser-focused on (transwomen)

Sluggo: I wish you'd post normal posts Eric: Sorry - but I find it impossible to subdue my penchant for BANGERS

happy women's day!

RE9 comic Grace is running away screaming from Chunk "think, Grace! what would Leon do?!!" she spins around and yells: "YOUR MOM DIDN'T HAVE A BUN IN THE OVEN, SHE HAD A WHOLE DAMN BAKERY" chunk looks shocked

WWLKD #re9

(bonus panel below)

one of my favorite moments of TNG is when Picard is immediately unable to contain his horse autism

tenchi masaki from tenchi muyo dressed in a grey schoolgirl uniform walks through a scifi scanner thingie

a computer screen showing his skeleton and a DNA strand, captioned dialog reads "everything looks okay"

the space cop or whatever says "but did you know your frame is very masculine?"

tenchi says "uh, i... have a father who's a man"

it's a pleasant surprise if you find a crossdressing character in a 90s anime and the joke being told is funny

It's a shame Capcom are cowards and are afraid of depicting a middle aged women in Resident Evil because you know people would get absolutely *feral* over a properly middle-aged Ada

Re9 comic Grace and Leon on opposites site of a gate Leon: Don't worry, you'll be fine Leon: You know how to suplex a guy, right? Grace: umm... no... Leon: oh... but you can parry a chainsaw, yeah? Grace: what?! no!!! Leon, walking away concerned: "oh... well, good luck anyway" Grace looks very sad and pathetic

smh what are they teaching kids these days? 😕 #re9

slay the spire 2

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

going to the casino to play the new machines

how it feels to watch live re9 letsplay: grace vs. leon sections

Nancy 3/4/26 💅

The NYT style guide

PANEL 1: NARRATOR: "Cultivating the measured NPR cadence and placid deference to the military that characterizes the ideal neoliberal subject, Clark Kent returns to the editorial meeting..." A group of DAILY PLANET reporters are in a meeting, Clark Kent is responding to a question from his boss. CLARK: "Well, chief, the bombing campaign--" PANEL 2: Clark is talking and the other reporters and co-workers look unhappy. CLARK: "Obviously war in the region is not-ah-"ideal," but regime change could ultimately provide socioeconomic benefits that far outweigh the regrettable civilian casualties..." CLARK (thinking): "As Superman, last son of Krypton, these words of course sicken me; however, it's Clark Kent's job to manufacture consent!" PANEL 3: (inset in a larger panel) One reporter is whispering to another. REPORTER: "Kent is such an off-putting sociopath" REPORTER 2: "I hope he kills himself". An arrow points to this inset panel that reads "Thanks to super-hearing" from Clark's ear. Clark is smiling and thinking to himself. CLARK (thinking): "Looks like my secret identity as Clark Kent is safe...FOR NOW!"

the mild manners are job security, baby

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I need season 2 NOW #dungeonmeshi

Lmao

drawing of a woman on a balcony, looking down at a huge mermaid-like creature. the street is covered in water and everything looks old and rundown

alleyway meet up

Why hasn't Disney used the Muppets to duplicate what Warner Bros. did with Lego movies? We could be 10 episodes deep into Muppet Star Wars, Muppet Marvel, Muppet Indiana Jones. Hell, Muppet Avatar would make more sense than the actual series.

Me: Have you heard about the killings?

NPC: Right nasty business. ‘Orrible!

Me: What can you tell me about the local religious sect?

NPC: Strange lot. Give me the creeps. What’s it like to be real?

Me: Huh?

NPC: To kiss a bloke.

Me: Uh

NPC: To feel a bloke’s ‘and on the nape of yer neck.

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i will allow myself one take on the tourettes thing which is this: you can take yourself pretty far on most issues by just blaming management. why was the guy ever in mic shot. why did the tape delay not cut anything. the bbc's negligence here is so colossal as to be malicious