In every martial arts film, some big dumb bald guy pulls out a weapon you've never seen before, like a big ball(?) at the end of two sticks(?). Moron. It was over for you the minute you grabbed that corny ass clown shit. Go stand by the breakable wall and just wait there for my burning dragon kick.
Roselia Valentine in fetish nun garb hails Cake Hole
Elmo praises Satan
And now for the cherries on top 😼😼
Shave your big toe bitch we’re going to Naruto: The Symphonic Experience
Eddie Redmayne moves the muscles in his face like they are brand new to him
Big girl why you walking down the street
Put Bowen Yang in front of me and I’m gonna handle it
Do NOT talk to me until I’ve held space
And now for the cherry on top 😼
I’m gonna start implementing a “no teslas” rule for Uber rides. I don’t trust those cars to keep me safe nor do I trust the owners to not be weirdos.
that famous image of george bush receiving the news about 9/11 but he's sitting at the hot ones table with some sauce on his mouth
alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones
we need to get to a place where we can prove this wrong but we are simply not there yet
Is there any in this rout with authority to treat with me?
No shade but if I saw Thom Yorke on the street I’d shriek (derogatory)
This pelucaaaaaaa
Why are you as a heterosexual male in the sauna?
Sabrina Carpenter:
Now honey that don’t make no sense
Count your fucking days @sophiethedoll.bsky.social
Dennis Quaid directly after firing Elisabeth Sparkle
Having to re-hem every gown I bought because God has a sick sense of humor making me 5’6”
you are all examples of the live mas mentality
telling everyone that you’ve switched to bluesky feels like this:
It’s gonna take time for me to get this algorithm to show me narusasu shit
Valentino Coral Fantasy I hope you know you saved my life
