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Jewish. Father to two children and one dog. Husband to one wife. Attorney maligning officers for sport. Gamer/geek. One time martial artist. Dad jokes. He/him. Magneto made some valid points.

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Your Jewish friends and neighbors are tired.

Sometimes we just want you to understand why our community and our synagogues being repeatedly attacked is frightening, without explaining it away because of the Mideast or comparing it to other forms of hate.

12.03.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 254 πŸ” 74 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 4

(Also, my first thought was "your opposing counsel FILED something?" Because our ADAs tend not to file anything more than boilerplate motions, and it makes me sad)

12.03.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Feels like real "don't you know who I am?" energy

12.03.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I get it, but as you say, lolsob

12.03.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sigh. That train's never late.

11.03.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Many such centuries.

11.03.2026 22:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Based on some recent reports I've seen it definitely seems like we're seeing an uptick in ICE presence across Massachusetts, especially around courthouses. Not a huge surge, but a clear increase in activity.

As always, call LUCE if you suspect you see ICE: 617-370-5023

11.03.2026 13:55 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Really tempted to open a motion or argument like this. Alas, none of the judges I appear in front of would get it, and the ADA's are all humorless scolds. But I repeat myself

11.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Many, in fact.

Also, in the words of my Jewish grandmother, eat a little something, you'll feel better.

11.03.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's like, four or five Scaramuccis!

11.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Lisa Simpson saying "I know those words but that sign makes no sense."

Lisa Simpson saying "I know those words but that sign makes no sense."

Wow, he really did the line

11.03.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dire

11.03.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh look, a Nazi.

11.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Folks, don't lie to your lawyer. We're gonna find out, and you just make our jobs harder when you do.

09.03.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck man. HEMA gear ain't cheap. Vibes.

08.03.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sound advice

08.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Molly Crabapple Book Preorder Giveaway - Penguin Random House Enter for a chance to win! Preorder Here Where We Live Is Our Country and submit proof of purchase, or answer our email prompt, to be automatically entered into our tiered preorder giveaway. Prizes ra...

Today is the start of Russia’s February Revolution, which swept a hemophiliac autocracy from its throne. In honor of the day, me and One World are doing a preorder giveaway for my book! This is open to any US resident preordering my book from anywhere sites.prh.com/molly-crabap...

08.03.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Some people cannot process the idea that people post jokes here on Al Gore’s internet

08.03.2026 13:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The defendant before the court took and carried away one hour of sleep, without claim of right or permission, with intent to permanently deprive the victim of said hour of sleep. The Commonwealth is requesting a cash bail in the amount of $1,000,000.

08.03.2026 13:39 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, more people should recognize this.

08.03.2026 13:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

(To expand on my own post)

Mullibok is a mostly entertaining β€œgee shucks,” farmer who isn’t as dumb as he seems, but the CONSTANT low key sexual harassment gets real old after a while.

08.03.2026 12:52 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Of course, this morning, it’s my wife’s turn to walk him, so the asshole slept in.

08.03.2026 12:21 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sisko is in full Captain Dad mode here, but in a good way.

And we get our introduction to the self-sealing stem bolt, a technology so mysterious, even Chief O'Brien has never used it!

Good stuff.

08.03.2026 11:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

on HER. Brian Keith's Mullibok is kind of entertaining, though he was actually starting to grate on me a little by the end of the episode.

The Jake/Nog subplot is surprisingly good. The two of them just stumbling their way through attempts at a business venture felt very real to kids their age.

08.03.2026 11:59 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

World's Slowest DS9 Rewatch: S1, E15, "Progress."

This is a really good episode, and one of the first "Nerys has to deal with being part of a legitimate government now," episodes. Nana Visitor absolutely kills it (as she always does), and the conflict is small scale enough to let it stay focused

08.03.2026 11:59 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I genuinely love this movie for many reasons, but one of them is absolutely amazing supporting/side cast. Just a bunch of random people who tangentially hit this story, and they make the movie feel lived in.

08.03.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do any of my follows/moots have preferred sources on Phoenician religion? Longshot, maybe, but idk some of you might πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

08.03.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is surrounded by white horses and says hello , lady Alt: Andre the Giant, as Fezzik in the Princess Bride

Look, I barely ever followed wrestling, so my choices are limited, but everything I've ever learned about Andre the Giant suggest he was a pretty great dude, actually.

08.03.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, if he has the support of the herrenvolk, I guess he must be fine.

08.03.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am truly baffled by this, mostly because that's...just a playground? We have two very much like it within ten minutes of my house. They haven't gone anywhere.

07.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0